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it's funnier then because the joke is actually about running jokes into the ground.

you've got to pay attention

Because you've so-ooo never run a joke into the ground. Come off it.

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US travel permit now mandatory - New Zealand's source for travel news on Stuff.co.nz

I like this:

The online application form asks travellers to say if they are drug users and to divulge certain criminal convictions or past terror activities.

Oh yeah, because a potential terrorist will totally divulge their past terror activities. "Yeah, I lobbed some rockets from Gaza, I placed some landmines in Iraq, and I wouldn't mind having a go at the White House, but please let me into your country!"
 

I wasn't even co-operative at customs! You'd think that'd have been enough to put me away.

(I could barely understand a word the customs woman said. I didn't realise she'd asked me to face towards some camera and provide two fingers to be fingerprinted. Before I had the chance to ask her to repeat what she'd asked, she'd taken the picture and had grabbed my hand to fingerprint me whether I knew what was happening or not.)
 
at least now we know the real reason why you don't want to come back to america: you've probably been banned from reentering the country.

You've discovered my deep, dark secret. I couldn't come and see you because I got deported. :(
 
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