Okay...Non-Raunchy Parts I Loved...
Justin: Hello my adoring fans. J to The U to the S to the T to the I to the N to the T to the I to the M to the B to the E to the R to the L to the A to the K to the E here ready to show you some crazy dance moves and all the whole while making some yummy food and answering your questions y'all!
Ryan: The Emptiness from an open box reminds me of a summer long ago. Only in pain can we truly appreciate microwave food.
Justin: Drums!
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Justin: I bet BRYAN Adams has slept with Meg. I bet you wanna be him now!
Ryan: Well at least I can write poetry and stuff. That means im cool and eclectic, perhaps even zany and a lost soul... I mean.. people may listen to Mr White all the time, and take his side against me, but I have things he doesnt. I have my aforementioned poetry. I have unique guitar skills, I have cooler hair than him, I have not slept with any member of my family, I have a heart of gold and a undying adoration for the sanctity of Love..
Justin: Yeah but I can do beat box. bck bck boo, bck-bck bck boo.
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Ryan: You are a right twat Justin, no wonder Britney dumped you. You are an evil, hurtful son of a bitch who I wouldnt piss on if you were on fire...
Justin: But I can do beatbox. Bck Bck Bck-ch, Bck Bck Bck-Ch Ch. Drums.