No stitches, but surprisingly painful and bloody.
I'm not even sure that I know totally what happened. There I was, peeling an orange with my bare hands. Suddenly I feel a sharp pain under my thumbnail and I look down only to find a hideous blood/orange juice blend running down my hand (much like Tropicana Twister's Orange-Cranberry juice). It seems as thought the orange peel wedged my skin away from my thumbnail, causing the flesh to tear. Maybe not exactly a cut, but I was injured by a stationary orange nonetheless. You think I could file some sort of lawsuit? Maybe a worker's comp. claim? It's about time OSHA got on the ball and gave us some guidelines for handling aggressive fruits! First banana peels, now this??!! It's a dangerous world out there kids. Let's be safe....
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