I ripped my dress, and the Refill Fairy has left me forever, so there is nothing on the shelf next to the set of encyclopedias.
Sometimes, we all try to hard, and all that happens is the cat ends up wearing a grass skirt, and the mailman says, "No, I do not read the neighbor's porn!" So I tell him to stop spouting off his lies because my hamster is agnostic.
I tried to frame a picture, but I lost the picture, and then I lost the frame, so I painted a picture of camels having sex...except there were no camels. So I painted sex.
Then there was this one time when I was on my skateboard, and...wait, that was it. I fell off eventually though...that little dip was too much.
My grandma hit a pine tree...but she denied it...even though her car was covered with pine needles. HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
The table is scootin' closer and closer to me.
Oh my.