IO-I'm Constipated

[MrBrau1]

For the first time in my life, I need to get some bran cereal, cause I'm quite uncomfortable right now. I used to make fun of Exlax comercials, now i'm interested. Mother Nature is one cruel bitch

 

[beli]

Dried apricots. That'll fix it.

 

[Angela Harlem]

booo.

im pissed. you dont hear me complaining.

 

[beegee]

stop spending so much time in io.

that'll fix it.

 

[MrBrau1]

Dried apricots. That'll fix it.

This worked. One question, how do I make them stop?

 

[nbcrusader]

That sounds like the subject for a new thread.....

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Just go to Taco Bell!

 

[Laura M]

Drink lots of water until you feel better.

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[ABEL]

 

[Sicy]

TMI

Prunes..

 

[zoney!]

maybe! :yup:

 

[melon]

A magnesium supplement should do the trick.

Melon

 

[easytiger]

And on a somewhat related tangent, does anyone else think Tom Cruise looks like a diarrhetic hobo in "The Last Samurai"?

 

[beli]

This worked. One question, how do I make them stop?

Bananas.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

what a shit thread.

 

[MrBrau1]

Bananas.

Um, I have one more question. When can I take the bananas out?

 

[BAW]

Um, I have one more question. When can I take the bananas out?

 

[Mr. BAW]

As the member of the Senior Society of Interlanders, might I suggest "Fibercon".... aw, so nice!!!

 

[beli]

Um, I have one more question. When can I take the bananas out?

You are using more than one?

 

[BAW]

You are using more than one?

I have to leave this thread...I'm finding too much humor in the thught of Mr. Brau + constipation + multiple bananas to stop said constipation

 

[ABEL]

perhaps locking this thread will make it stop

 

[zoney!]

this is IO quality ABEL.

Learn it!

 

[Salome]

the anal probing forum can be found in Southpark

 

[zoney!]

I was looking for the one on having dog's anal glands screeted!

 

[Salome]

that's somewhere in the AC/DC forum


ANGUS !!!!!!

 

[zoney!]

ANGUS....

I plan to dress like him.