BluRmGrl said:
Which only leaves folks to serve on the jury like those 12 that awarded several million dollars to the woman who spilled McD's coffee in her lap several years ago. I won't even get started on THAT!!
actually the whole mcdonald's thing was a lot more complicated than it seems on the surface. it wasn't just some moron spilling hot coffee on herself.
to make a long story short, mcdonald's had recently got new coffeemakers. except, whoops, they seemed to have this pesky problem with mold and mildew growing IN the coffeemaker. so instead of finding a way to fix it, they just upped the temperature of the coffeemakers so it'd kill the spores. gross, right?
this resulted in them selling coffee that was way hotter than it should've been. she still would've burned herself (and i'll admit it was dumb to keep it on the dashboard, especially when the average car has a cup holder), but she certainly wouldn't have had such serious burns from the old coffee at its regular temperature.
i think fault was on both sides but i don't think she should've received as much money as she did. i think most lawsuits are exorbitant and you can't put a price tag on burns or death...but these people try to. or i guess i should say the lawyers try.
lawyers have taken up like 10 ads in our local paper saying "if you've taken vioxx, call us!!! we can help you settle a claim!!" what claim? imagine if you were some lowly person, reading this, thinking "well gosh i did take vioxx back when i got that sprained ankle, maybe i should call the lawyer." (because vioxx is a great painkiller that doesn't give you the groggy side effects most other painkillers do.) so they call and the lawyer is so nice and helpful, and tells them he can get them lots of money for the pain and suffering!
"what pain and suffering? i feel fine, i just went to the doctor last month and he said i have the heart of a 16 year old!" etta says.
"listen honey, don't you have grandkids? they're what? 6 or 7? wouldn't you like to get them everything they want for christmas? i'm sure suzie would like a pony. wouldn't it be nice to get her one, for real? wouldn't it be nice to know after you've passed on that you've been able to provide nice college funds for them? i'm sure you're barely making ends meet on your husband's retirement and pension. wouldn't you like a nice condo, maybe in florida? i can make this all happen. it's a class-action lawsuit, it's no big deal, no one will get hurt from this," the lawyer explains.
so etta mae joins the class-action lawsuit and gets a few million, while us taxpayers then have to pay for it, because the doctor's insurance goes up/menu prices at mcdonald's increase/whatever because the company's not going to eat these costs. then etta mae gives it right back every time she goes to the doctor for her physical or to get a new prescription she probably doesn't need but that nice announcer on the commercial said she did.
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