Interference Random Music Thread Part VIII: Revenge of the Buttmeat

[If you shout...]

Looking forward to hearing it.

Am I the only one who liked American Gangster? It was better than the damned movie, that's for sure. Fallin' is great, and Success w/ Nas is one awesome damned track. LET THAT BITCH BREATHE.

I thought that it was dece. As a rule, though, I think that most people agree with you. A good number of my friends and acquaintances were fond of it, and I seem to remember it being held in high enough critical esteem.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Jay-Z and Nas did a track together? Didn't they want to kill eachother there for a while? That's pretty cool I guess. Let bygones be bygones.

I'm way out of the loop when it comes to the rap scene these days. I could have told you a lot more about it back in high school. I'm old.

 

[If you shout...]

I think that the sheer idiocy of the one-sided Cam'ron/Jay-Z debacle sort of made everybody realize that there was no point to having beef, anymore.

Still, as Cam said, he does indeed look like a cross between Joe Camel and "an Alf-ass n*gga."

 

[If you shout...]

Also, people are always talking about gorgeous musicians. I don't too often get into that business, but here you go. I was snooping around the Subterranean website, because The Antlers are playing there, later this month. I wanted to check out who else was on the roster, as I've been missing out or just barely sneaking into a lot of Chicago gigs, lately. I didn't wanna snooze on anything. At the bottom of the page, I found this (scroll all the way down); a chick called Lights:

Subterranean 2011 North Ave. Chicago, IL 60647 (773) 278-6600

Now, I have no idea how the hell Stars of Track and Field are opening for her, but who gives a shit? You see that picture? In an aroused state of confusion, I frantically clicked on her name, hoping for some sort of imagedump. Instead, I was directed to her MySpace, which features spectacular beauty and terrible music in equal amounts:

LIGHTS on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads

So, there you go. I think that that woman is GOOOOOOORGEOUS. Ugh. I am now contemplating going to the show, just cuz. God damn.

 

[impy13]

Holy shit. Holy SHIT.

I'm not even going to listen to the music. I don't want this to be ruined. Same reason I'll never listen to a single Veronicas song.

 

[If you shout...]

Dig the pictures, on her MySpace. She's got a gnarly back-tattoo and everything! AMAZING.

 

[No spoken words]

She's cute.

 

[impy13]

What No Broken Serves is trying to say here is he'd hit that shit.

 

[phillyfan26]

Zoots don't get it on wit' no skanks.

 

[impy13]

Is he still clearing the sand out of his vajayjay or did he come back yet?

 

[martha]

Jesus you guys. No one is cute enough to excuse that shit she calls music.

 

[lazarus]

I wouldn't mind changing her bulb, if you get my meaning.

 

[Cleasai]

She looks like an Ashley Simpson reincarnate... if, you know, she weren't carnated already.



Heh carnated... I just made up new word

 

[martha]

You all need to get laid pretty soon then.

 

[corianderstem]

You guys sure she's legal, before you start drooling all over her?

She's cute, although that voice is a little too babyish for my pop music tastes.

 

[martha]

It's Disneyesque.

 

[impy13]

You guys sure she's legal, before you start drooling all over her?

11 April 1987. Four months older than me. We're good.

And how does the frequency with which one gets laid have anything to do with thinking this little minx is deserving of a good ole fashioned hot dicking?

 

[If you shout...]

I don't even want to get into my feelings on "legal," but she looks all right.

 

[No spoken words]

I don't even want to get into my feelings on "legal," but she looks all right.

And the reveals continue.

 

[impy13]

Between that, the Japanese porn thing, and all the assplay related songs, it's fair to say Shouter is really coming out of his shell.

 

[No spoken words]

Between that, the Japanese porn thing, and all the assplay related songs, it's fair to say Shouter is really coming out of his shell.

Seriously, it's been an amazing 24 hours.

 

[If you shout...]

Ha ha ha. I'm just joshin' with you, fellers. Seriously, though, I was in a Japanese pornographic film. I am not making this up.

 

[lazarus]

Between that, the Japanese porn thing, and all the assplay related songs, it's fair to say Shouter is really coming out of his shell.

Today: out of his shell
Tomorrow: into a cell?

 

[martha]

And how does the frequency with which one gets laid have anything to do with thinking this little minx is deserving of a good ole fashioned hot dicking?

'Cause if you'd just gotten some, you wouldn't be so desperate.

 

[No spoken words]

'Cause if you'd just gotten some, you wouldn't be so desperate.

Not everyone gets to ride around on the back of a motorcycle, one and done.

 

[impy13]

Hmm.

I'll refrain.

 

[LemonMelon]

OK, why did The Antlers think it was a great idea to bury their vocals? The lyrics are pretty much the one thing I love about Hospice. The rest is just average indie in the year 2009, right down to the horn sections and shoegaze influences.

 

[martha]

Not everyone gets to ride around on the back of a motorcycle, one and done.

Hmm.

I'll refrain.

Alright, I'll settle down. I have wide-ranging taste in fellas, and a few of the ones I think are hot make people go (Roy Scheider in Jaws, anyone? ).
So go nuts. Just don't make me listen to that crap anymore.

 

[lazarus]

(Roy Scheider in Jaws, anyone?)

You're gonna need a bigger throat.

 

[martha]

eta: Maybe not the right smilie....