Inaccessible Island Superthread

[elevated_u2_fan]

http://www.armory.com/tests/100.html

classic american college test, how did you miss it?

Jen and I are in the 20s (she's slightly lower than me), tourist is just slightly more pure than us, I forget what Ali is, ax says he's 85 and ian 90, Screwtape claims he's 99. We all told him to google porn and masturbate please.

You answered "yes" to 59 of 100 questions, making you 41.0% sexually pure (59.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 41.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 10%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test.

 

[Varitek]

Clitoral erection.

thanks.

 

[Dalton]

I thought I would have checked more boxes, but I don't get down with the Rescue Pets.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I thought I would have checked more boxes, but I don't get down with the Rescue Pets.

lol

 

[redhotswami]

wow i'm lame

 

[Dalton]

Wait Varitek, you scored in the LOW 20's? Either you have done more drugs than I have or you is a freak.

 

[Screwtape2]

wow i'm lame

I love your signature Unico.

 

[Varitek]

Your ACL 100 Point Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 75 of 100 questions, making you 25.0% sexually pure (75.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 25.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 26%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 55.3%.
The first submission for this test was received June 16, 1994.

FTW. Jen's a 26, I'm a 27. But I still have 3 months of college left and there are 1-2 that I fully intend to lose and another that is a distinct possibility.

 

[Dalton]

FTW. Jen's a 26, I'm a 27. But I still have 3 months of college left and there are 1-2 that I fully intend to lose and another that is a distinct possibility.

Incest and bestiality?

 

[redhotswami]

I love your signature Unico.

thanks!

 

[Varitek]

Wait Varitek, you scored in the LOW 20's? Either you have done more drugs than I have or you is a freak.

I think we is both freaks, but I have yet to do cocaine.

 

[Varitek]

Incest and bestiality?

PHAIL.

I won't tell which though.

 

[Varitek]

Dalton how old are you?

 

[Dalton]

Dalton how old are you?

Pushing 30, so you are more freakish than I is.

 

[gvox]

You answered "yes" to 87 of 100 questions, making you 13.0% sexually pure (87.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 13.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 41%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 55.3%.

Ok well I always thought I was pretty pure for not having engaged in bestiality, incest, prepubscent sex and statuatory rape

I guess it wasn't good enough...stupid test.

 

[Varitek]

Pushing 30, so you are more freakish than I is.

Yeah I'm way younger than Jen too. I guess if it were like the IQ test and scaled by age I would win.

 

[Varitek]

Ok well I always thought I was pretty pure for not having engaged in bestiality, incest, prepubscent sex and statuatory rape

I guess it wasn't good enough...stupid test.

13?? how old are you?

that is just about the line where if you are married you are not a bad person in my eyes. if you are not married you are a bad person.

actually i'm not sure if i counted marriage in that

(goes to check)

 

[Dalton]

Yeah I'm way younger than Jen too. I guess if it were like the IQ test and scaled by age I would win.

Yeah, but I didn't check any of the STD boxes, so I consider myself a winner.

 

[gvox]

13?? how old are you?

if you are not married you are a bad person.

Older than all y'all.

I don't get the married bit.

No stds or abortions either, thanks.

And if I've ever necked for 2 hrs straight I sure wasn't sober enough to remember. lol.

 

[coolian2]

So you thoguth that coolian, Ax and I had a 3-way gay marriage? AWESOME

I've never been cool enough to be mistaken as for being gay

 

[coolian2]

http://www.armory.com/tests/100.html

classic american college test, how did you miss it?

Jen and I are in the 20s (she's slightly lower than me), tourist is just slightly more pure than us, I forget what Ali is, ax says he's 85 and ian 90, Screwtape claims he's 99. We all told him to google porn and masturbate please.

I was 84%

 

[Varitek]

OK 8 is my hard line in the sand allowing for accidental contraction of VD, voyeurism and sadomasochism (if it's consesual i don't have a problem with it, but please don't sleep with me). I suppose it could be 7 if it was Stat rape between like a 17 and 20 yr old in a state wiht 18 as a hard law. Or 6 if the crime was rather light - I allow for arrest but not conviction.

 

[redhotswami]

I'm 87%. At my age, that's a rare (sad?) thing.

 

[coolian2]

Caught up, at last!

 

[gvox]

Cmon guys, Im not trying to justify my own wanton behaviour, but how are those 80s scores possible??

 

[gvox]

OK 8 is my hard line in the sand allowing for accidental contraction of VD, voyeurism and sadomasochism (if it's consesual i don't have a problem with it, but please don't sleep with me). I suppose it could be 7 if it was Stat rape between like a 17 and 20 yr old in a state wiht 18 as a hard law. Or 6 if the crime was rather light - I allow for arrest but not conviction.

Good grief, I feel vaguely comforted.

 

[Varitek]

Older than all y'all.

I don't get the married bit.

No stds or abortions either, thanks.

And if I've ever necked for 2 hrs straight I sure wasn't sober enough to remember. lol.

married loses you points (along with engaged), so would explain your score being lower than most i've interacted with.

I knew a guy who claimed to be 7 but he counted "beastiality" as walking in on his girlfriend and a cat (the story of which was rather dubious anyway) so I don't know if I can believe his other deductions.

 

[Varitek]

I've never been cool enough to be mistaken as for being gay

 

[coolian2]

I was 84%

Ok, i took it again to see if my memory served me correctly and now i'm


You answered "yes" to 17 of 100 questions, making you 83.0% sexually pure (17.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 83.0% pure in the sex domain.



Yeah, this is accurate.

 

[Varitek]

Yeah, but I didn't check any of the STD boxes, so I consider myself a winner.

I have been tested - I'd say most people with scores as low as ours BETTER have been tested. Anyway it's a natural part of a gyno exam at my uni health center.

Where did Screwtape go? How old are you screwtape?