KhanadaRhodes said:
i'm an avid reader/poster of two forums. there's interference, and another called something awful.
Holy shit.. what kind of site is that? They charge you to sign up
AND check out some of their rules!
The Mods Hate This Shit or "The Many Ways You Can Be Banned"
If you post "FIRST POST" or "postcount++" in a thread, regardless of placement, you will be banned. First posting is the equivalent of forum diarrhea. "postcount++" or any variation thereof is an obnoxious waste of server space and essentially announces on an international level that the poster has nothing worthwhile to contribute.
Bitching about a custom title (either having one or not having one) will not get you a different custom title. In fact, it will probably result in a reset post count or a ban, depending on the admin's mood at the time. Custom titles can be purchased here if you want one that badly (all donations to the server are welcome). Otherwise, embarrassing and/or distressing custom titles may occasionally be "awarded" by an administrator to spectacularly stupid posters.
Impersonating an SA character is not funny. In fact, it is the total inverse of funny. If a mod doesn't make your life hell for doing it, the rest of the forum will.
If a post of yours has been edited or sent to the Gas Chamber, it's been done for a reason. Restoring an edited post will only annoy the moderator responsible and probably get you banned.
Posting that you're leaving SA for good will result in a ban, since you obviously don't need to use your account again. This is to catch all the pathetic attention whores out there.
Discussing and planning forum invasions is bannable, unless the thread has been started or approved by a moderator (or the forum you plan to invade has already launched an attack against SA). We don't promote "invading" other forums and being assholes to people who haven't done anything to you, regardless of how stupid or contemptible you feel they are. Feel free to laugh at them and mock them at SA; do NOT take it into their own forums.
Gimmick posters, unless intensely humorous, will be banned and shot in the face if at all possible. Same goes for people posting parody threads.
Posting any image which is longer than one screensize (800 horizontal or 600 vertical) will result in a warning followed by a ban. As much you think everybody loves to see an image which causes them to spend 15 minutes scrolling, people really don't care for it and it's not funny. At all.
Posting the equivalent of "Oh boy, this thread sure is headed to the gas chamber!" or similar is a sure way to irritate moderators and anyone doing so will most likely be banned. Nobody cares whether or not you think a particular thread has a right to grace your monitor.
If you are new to the forums, always lurk before posting. This will give you a good idea of what is acceptable and unacceptable posting in practice. It will also give you the chance to observe how you can avoid pissing off individual moderators, since some mods find certain infractions more offensive than others.
Flamewars and other shit-flinging contests must be confined to FYAG. If a thread in another forum is turning into a flamewar it will be moved to FYAG or deleted. Persistent offenders in this instance will be banned.
If you're caught doing one of the above, don't whine about free speech and how this forum infringes upon your rights as an American / human being / jackass. This is a private forum and these rules are limits on what can be done by its participants. If you've broken a rule and are banned, you are obviously not wanted here.
Reregistering after you are banned with the intention of continuing to be an annoying jerk will most likely result in an IP ban which could exclude other posters from the forums, who will then have your idiocy to blame.
Catchphrases get on our nerves VERY quickly. Once you start noticing that, you should make sure to NOT use that catchphrase any more.
If you paid for an SA account, DO NOT THINK THAT YOU ARE SOMEHOW ABOVE THE RULES. All these rules apply to everybody, including yourself, and we'll ban you in the same 15 nanoseconds that it takes me to ban a forum regular.
If you have been banned and you're thinking of emailing us to ask about your ban... DON'T. You won't get unbanned and we don't care if your braindead brother was using your computer that time to post "I LIK DIKS" over and over on the forums. Instead, take it up with your brother (unless you're already taking it up in your brother). You can feel free to donate $9.95 for a new account, but if we find out that you've been previously banned, we'll probably ban you again.
The following icons cannot be used by anybody but mods:
"BAN ME"
"MOD - ATTENTION"
"HOT!"
Posting in a thread started by a moderator with a title along the lines of "Anybody who posts in this thread will be banned."
Sharing your thoughts regarding shortcomings of the current moderation team, either real or imaginary.
Any form of moderator harassment including insults, failing to delete a thread that you were asked to delete, doing the opposite of something you were asked to do, reposting a thread that was deleted, or opening a thread that a moderator closed.
Attempting to use a stupid, retarded, lame catchphrase that has been beaten into the ground over and over again will result in a moderator warning you. If you do it again, you will be banned. We have a problem with infectious catchphrases here and it drives us all very crazy when every thread has the same idiotic catchphrase repeated over and over.
Intentionally using the wrong thread tag (i.e., "PORN" for a thread where there's no porn).
Failing to give up personal grudges you have with another forum member, causing this moronic grudge to manifest itself in every thread you post in.
Attempting to circumvent any rule in a way that you feel is remarkably clever and witty. Here's a hint: we stand by the word of the law, not the letter.
Doing absolutely anything to a moderator that they do not like. When a moderator posts, we recommend you stay clear of the thread unless you're feeling particularly confident that your post won't get them mad in any fashion, shape, or form.
Complaining about banning or how unfair you feel the mods were when we banned one of your close idiot friends.
Intentionally trying to be obnoxious or annoying. Believe me, we can tell.
Having any questionable, annoying, or non-work safe images in your sig file, avatar, or thread. This includes any acts of porn, humongous curse words, obnoxious flashing neon shit. It doesn't matter if the two porno lesbians in your sig picture aren't visibly sucking each other's clit; if it obviously looks like porn, it's no good.
Vote spamming any forum's threads (ie, you and your four buddies voting every thread a 1 or 5 regardless of the content) will get you thrown out onto the streets with your ass in your hands. By vote spamming threads, you make the thread voting feature useless for all other forum members.
And people here sit here and claim censorship and no diplomacy about interference.. HA !