331. He's a mall-walker...complete with sweatband and Walkman playin' "Sweatin' to the Oldies".
332. He was disappointed that the ants on his antfarm never harvested any crops.
333. He likes to flash street signs.
334. To avoid toe jam, he glued his toes together.
335. He likes to pretend he's a "Guy on the Street" news reporter and randomly interviews people downtown.
336. He got kicked out of an elemetary school after asking children to write letters to Satan to tell them what he wanted for Christmas (it's Santa, Bassy...SANTA...).
337. He gets into heated political debates with his can opener. If he loses, he cries and screams, "You'll never open another can again!!!!!!"
338. When he goes to the zoo, he asks zoo workers where the unicorn exhibit is. When they say they don't have one, he says, "Fine...just point me towards the dinosaurs!"
339. He tried to teach a rock how to fly.
340. He likes to put ice cubes in the sink and run hot water on them ("Look at that baby melt! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!").