Hottest Chica Around - Part Sicks

[LMP]

Poker? I don't even know her.

 

[No spoken words]

Heyyyyyy-o!

 

[RedRocksU2]

one more?

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[impy13]

I wouldn't mind putting my big blind in her pot, if you get my meaning.

 

[No spoken words]

I wouldn't mind putting my big blind in her pot, if you get my meaning.

Could you elaborate on that, please?

And you probably meant small blind.

 

[impy13]

That's rich coming from a guy who can't even see a flop.

 

[No spoken words]

That's rich coming from a guy who can't even see a flop.

That made me laugh. Texas Humo(u)r!

 

[impy13]

The homespun, prairie wisdom of Impy continues to flourish like the sweetest April bluebonnets.

 

[deep]

and for those of you that prefer toeless

 

[impy13]

NSW will be happy to know the EA peephole videographer has been identified:

 

[No spoken words]

Fucking Musburger.

 

[LMP]

My dad absolutely hates Musburger. It cracks me up.

Kind of like how I hate Tim McCarver.

 

[RedRocksU2]

lol

 

[lazarus]

Have you ever used this smiley before?

Yes.

ha!

I really like his first photo - makes me melt, hes HOT!

Yes!

Laz? Really? Sigh.

yes really, I honestly think Laz is hot/gorgeous.


TIMOA

I don't know what that stands for, but yes.

I think he's lurking in this thread, watching this all unfold.

No.

I That photo of him on the boat with that stupid hat on makes me want to launch a nautical attack.

Bring it on, Jew Navy.

He prob owns 100 hats.

Under 10.

This is why I don't put photos of me up here.

Septic tanks for nuthin'.

 

[impy13]

Septic tanks for nuthin'.

At least it gets my my chicks for free.

The forum couldn't contain Maddie lusting after both of us.

 

[No spoken words]

Bring it on, Jew Navy.

 

[No spoken words]

At least it gets my my chicks for free.

The forum couldn't contain Maddie lusting after both of us.

She kissed me on the cheek today. I'm not sure if that's lusting after me, or, kind of a platonic thing.

 

[lazarus]

20,000 Heebs Under The Sea?

 

[impy13]

She kissed me on the cheek today. I'm not sure if that's lusting after me, or, kind of a platonic thing.

So she's potentially lusting after a balding Jew executive?

Gold digger.

 

[No spoken words]

20,000 Heebs Under The Sea?

Hahahaha, nice.

I can't wait until the IDF tracks down all the ex-members of the tribe...you'll be the first against the wall.

That really is the logo for the Israeli Navy. I know because I am a spokesman for Israel, what with me being a Jew and all.

 

[No spoken words]

So she's potentially lusting after a balding Jew executive?

Gold digger.

Blading is harsh. My hairline is retreating like the French military but I still have hair if I let it grow.

 

[impy13]

No need to add, Sicy.

 

[lazarus]

Blading is harsh. My hairline is retreating like the French military but I still have hair if I let it grow.

Well he could have said "thinning", but...

 

[No spoken words]

Thinning would have sounded fucked up but been more apt.


Eh, fuck it, I'm balding.

 

[lazarus]

Hey, it happens to the best of us.

I've been wearing a hat almost every day since I was 19 because I always hated my hair, but it's definitely covering less than it used to.

 

[No spoken words]

All kidding aside, the hairline really is fucked, but it still grows pretty thick on top and on the sides. I just get a size 3 clippers cut every 4 weeks to keep it pretty short.

 

[lazarus]

What size do you use on your back?

 

[No spoken words]

What size do you use on your back?

Ask your Mom.

 

[lazarus]

You should have Lance's Mom do it, she's a lot cheaper.