liamcool
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You don't have baths?
Heineken International, Amsterdam, Netherlands, Superthread
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You don't have baths?
Slopsy
Everything happens so much
None big enough for England.
Gosh I'm tired. I'll stay up long enough to do away with this bothersome thread though.
liamcool
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Slopsy
Everything happens so much
Small, but perfectly formed.
It did actually. It was very busy. And then all these morons came in about 2 minutes from closing and took forever. Useless bastards!
It did actually. It was very busy. And then all these morons came in about 2 minutes from closing and took forever. Useless bastards!
liamcool
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I get the sly dig there, and don't appreciate it.
Sucks, doesn't it? I left two hours after I usually do because of that yesterday.
Slopsy
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Heh heh 
It totally does. I don't appreciate shit customers! (Especially drunk old men who wet themselves at my checkout. But that's another story!)
Wow two hours, I think the longest I've had to stay was like half an hour.
It totally does. I don't appreciate shit customers! (Especially drunk old men who wet themselves at my checkout. But that's another story!)
Wow two hours, I think the longest I've had to stay was like half an hour.
Slopsy
Everything happens so much
Really though, are we the only people here?
liamcool
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Heh heh
It totally does. I don't appreciate shit customers! (Especially drunk old men who wet themselves at my checkout. But that's another story!)
Wow two hours, I think the longest I've had to stay was like half an hour.
Hey, I know you're cute but I don't believe you're THAT cute.
I usually stay until there's nobody to serve. Which can be problematic.
liamcool
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1: Fluffhead, The Divided Sky, Chalkdust Torture, Stash, I Didn't Know, The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony > Suzy Greenberg, Farmhouse, NICU, Horn, Rift, Train Song, Water in the Sky, The Squirming Coil, David Bowie
2: Backwards Down The Number Line, Tweezer --> Taste
Holy crap, beautiful segue.
2: Backwards Down The Number Line, Tweezer --> Taste
Holy crap, beautiful segue.
liamcool
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Alas, yes. 
Slopsy
Everything happens so much
I have MANY customer stories. None quite so gross as that one though. Although there was the old fellow who expressed his gratitude (I had found some weird item) by kissing me on the cheek. Weird... 
Oh dear. We just stay open until 10 and then tell people that the tills go offline automatically. They don't, but eh. We hate customers.
Slopsy
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Alas, yes.
That's not cool. As much as I want to be alone with you, it's hardly good for ripping this thread up!
liamcool
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Oh dear. We just stay open until 10 and then tell people that the tills go offline automatically. They don't, but eh. We hate customers.
And you didn't mind that?
Which is a great attitude for a buisness!
liamcool
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Slopsy
Everything happens so much
And you didn't mind that?
Which is a great attitude for a buisness!
There wasn't much I could do! I was just like "uhh..okay...thanks!" and walked off.
Pfft, like I care about the profits of Foodtown.
Slopsy
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And what record is that?
liamcool
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He mustn't have been a Jack Nicholson or anything.
Yeah, but do the execs have the same attitude?
liamcool
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Superthread record. It's like 3 hours if I remember correctly.
Slopsy
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No, he was tubby and balding.
They all fuck off home at about 4pm! They aren't to know
Slopsy
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Good heavens. Which reminds me, where are we gonna take this shit next?
liamcool
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No, he was tubby and balding.
They all fuck off home at about 4pm! They aren't to know
Kick him in the nuts then.
Typical owners. :shakeshead:
So you have trolley jousts after then?
liamcool
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Slopsy
Everything happens so much
Kick him in the nuts then.
Typical owners. :shakeshead:
So you have trolley jousts after then?
Indeed. No no, we have all the supervisors and department managers, but they're all pretty relaxed about things. In my old store, we used to do...Store Olympics and things like that. It was epic amounts of win.
liamcool
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1: Fluffhead, The Divided Sky, Chalkdust Torture, Stash, I Didn't Know, The Oh Kee Pa Ceremony > Suzy Greenberg, Farmhouse, NICU, Horn, Rift, Train Song, Water in the Sky, The Squirming Coil, David Bowie
2: Backwards Down The Number Line, Tweezer --> Taste, Possum
Wow. That Taste was amazing.
2: Backwards Down The Number Line, Tweezer --> Taste, Possum
Wow. That Taste was amazing.
liamcool
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So no grabbing the longest thing in store and running at each other in trolleys? Bugger.
Slopsy
Everything happens so much
Heh. In that case, I'm gonna drop a Superthread purity point and take it to MILFord, Auckland, New Zealand. Which is a crap town; full of old people.
Slopsy
Everything happens so much
So no grabbing the longest thing in store and running at each other in trolleys? Bugger.
At the old store, we did that quite frequently. At the new one, alas, no.
liamcool
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No MILF's there?
liamcool
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At the old store, we did that quite frequently. At the new one, alas, no.
No firing cans of tuna at the newest member of staff's head?
Slopsy
Everything happens so much
None. Maybe some GILFs, if you're that way inclined....
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