liamcool
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I see, I see. Yes I'm sick of this thread; at this rate we will NEVER get to Bath, England before my birthday. And that would make me very upset indeed.
You don't have baths?
I see, I see. Yes I'm sick of this thread; at this rate we will NEVER get to Bath, England before my birthday. And that would make me very upset indeed.
You don't have baths?
None big enough for England.
Gosh I'm tired. I'll stay up long enough to do away with this bothersome thread though.
Small, but perfectly formed.
It did actually. It was very busy. And then all these morons came in about 2 minutes from closing and took forever. Useless bastards!
Heh heh
It totally does. I don't appreciate shit customers! (Especially drunk old men who wet themselves at my checkout. But that's another story!)
Wow two hours, I think the longest I've had to stay was like half an hour.
Alas, yes.
I have MANY customer stories. None quite so gross as that one though. Although there was the old fellow who expressed his gratitude (I had found some weird item) by kissing me on the cheek. Weird...
Oh dear. We just stay open until 10 and then tell people that the tills go offline automatically. They don't, but eh. We hate customers.
That's not cool. As much as I want to be alone with you, it's hardly good for ripping this thread up!
And you didn't mind that?
Which is a great attitude for a buisness!
There wasn't much I could do! I was just like "uhh..okay...thanks!" and walked off.
Pfft, like I care about the profits of Foodtown.
And what record is that?
He mustn't have been a Jack Nicholson or anything.
Yeah, but do the execs have the same attitude?
Superthread record. It's like 3 hours if I remember correctly.
No, he was tubby and balding.
They all fuck off home at about 4pm! They aren't to know
Good heavens. Which reminds me, where are we gonna take this shit next?
Kick him in the nuts then.
Typical owners. :shakeshead:
So you have trolley jousts after then?
Indeed. No no, we have all the supervisors and department managers, but they're all pretty relaxed about things. In my old store, we used to do...Store Olympics and things like that. It was epic amounts of win.
Dunno. I always let the lady choose.(And I fucked up the last thread I opened up.)
So no grabbing the longest thing in store and running at each other in trolleys? Bugger.
Heh. In that case, I'm gonna drop a Superthread purity point and take it to MILFord, Auckland, New Zealand. Which is a crap town; full of old people.
At the old store, we did that quite frequently. At the new one, alas, no.
No MILF's there?