Dalton
Blue Crack Addict
I'd like to put a cigarette out on your eyelid.
GET FUCKED UP
I hope this morning you woke up next to something human, female, and over the age of consent.
...and many more.
Shouldn't his birthday be special, though....somehow different from his daily existence?
You're right. GAF...
GET FUCKED
Shit, I'd be happy if he managed to accomplish one of the three.
Is he still alive?
I could care less.
We won both games and I became the first human ever to die from an overdose of weed and Miller Lite. My ghost is typing this right now.
So, the rain fall's got you in length? Did you at least beat it in girth?
This is a penis joke, GAF.
So, the rain fall's got you in length? Did you at least beat it in girth?
This is a penis joke, GAF.
Are you the messiah? Are you the one we've been waiting for? Answer the question!
Would the messiah tell someone as pious as you to fuck yourself?
I'm adding this to the list of things I don't know...