Bad Ronnie
The Fly
Howdy Doody boys and girls, it's your old buddy Uncle Ronnie!!!!
ARE YOU SITTTTING COMFORTABLLY!!!!
Good, then I'll beginn.
Ladies and germs, it is now time for you to assume the position and do the goshdarn RONALD!!!
You've been neglecting this for many years, but I'm back now, to save the universe, and your souls!!!! UNCLE RONNIE has fresh GROUND MEETS and the DONOR KEBABS are simply finger fucking good... but you don't get any UNLESS YOU DO THE FUCKING RONALD!!!!!!
ARE YOU SITTTTING COMFORTABLLY!!!!
Good, then I'll beginn.
Ladies and germs, it is now time for you to assume the position and do the goshdarn RONALD!!!
You've been neglecting this for many years, but I'm back now, to save the universe, and your souls!!!! UNCLE RONNIE has fresh GROUND MEETS and the DONOR KEBABS are simply finger fucking good... but you don't get any UNLESS YOU DO THE FUCKING RONALD!!!!!!