Im not voluntarily becoming the third man in the house! Or even second. Ed can live in an outhouse and Roddy can borrow our private jet if you want to see them!!!
What is the world coming to? Fiance's relegated to number 3!
Ed can cook! He used to be a chef. He can be our cook. And we can build a cabin for him in the woods behind our castle. Roddy can live in one of the towers, since Jenn and Stel will be in the west wing.
Hm, can i have a hunting coat and gloves and stroll around the castle with my rifle? And maybe shoot playfully at Jenn and Stel's window? I think Ed would enjoy helping me hunt. We could discuss the charms of American girls! Then i could catch a (I'll go to the butcher and pretend I cought!) chicken and ed can cook it for dinner.
Sound good to you?
Oh I have to become Lord Samwise Gamgee as well! You can be Lady Meggie Serena!
Can I come visit? I bring gifts of lemurs. Lemurs to play in the habitrail. And I'm small and I don't eat much and I don't take up a lot of room and I can be really quiet if I have to can I come stay there puh-leaze 'cause I've never been to England and I really wanna go