Angela Harlem
Jesus Online
uni.... kitchen.... uni.... kitchen.... uni.... kitchen....
maybe i should just flick on the telly.
maybe i should just flick on the telly.
yeah, fair enough. no refizz if you shake the bottle a bit, i'm guessing.
i've got love cats stuck in my head now, thanks to ashley's location.
Anna, just keep wasting your life at the computer.
Oh God...
Anna's internal dialogue is fantastic
If it makes you feel any better, you can go look back on mine. They're really embarrassing!
i was just about to start on a sidetrack of the lovely bag of red tulip little eggs i am munching on. they're supposed to be for other people. other people can kiss my lillywhite, i say.
I had a flat Cherry Coke the other day. Fucker gave me a headache.
Text from Charlotte, who shall not be joining us for drunkposting:
"Axverios, i couldnt find a copmuter. But i made a meat smoothie. It wasso fkin respectable. Tel the ST."
All spelling original.
Text from Charlotte, who shall not be joining us for drunkposting:
"Axverios, i couldnt find a copmuter. But i made a meat smoothie. It wasso fkin respectable. Tel the ST."
All spelling original.
*internal MONOlogue
Cherry Coke is the only worthwhile thing made by the coca-cola company. I pity you
i didn't notice!
and now, to add to the unfolding drama, there are aliens in the baby monitor. his room sides with a neighbour who is... well, that's patrick - the guy who disappeared on his dog. he has a woman friend. i heard her discussing jake through the monitor. i think jake is her son. or maybe not. either way, now the monitor is like that mel gibson movie
time to get a big fucking knife out so i can chop alien fingers under the door, huh.
You and Cin
ali!!!! long time! everything good with you?
I...don't think I understand what just happened here
maybe it's not mel gibson... patrick is my neighbour. he yells a lot and is a story for another day. anyway, the baby monitor is behind me. the baby's room looks over pat's driveway. they arrived home a minute ago and i heard his woman (or maybe another woman?) talking because the monitor picks up their talking and i hear it on the speaker just behind me. soince they got home, there's been weird noises coming from the monitor, like aliens are whispering and and strange beepy buzzy noises. it's reminding me of that movie where mel gibson (who may not be mel gibson) has a corn field and the aliens land and he hears them in the baby monitor and one of the aliens sticks its hand under his door and he chops them off with a big machete.
Yeah, can't complain. Bought plane tickets on Monday, having a laaaazy long weekend at my parents' place.
How's you? Pondering some painting?
Meat... smoothie??