CONGRATULATIONS AX!!!
Ooh we need a party to celebrate
We could go blind drunk in celebration.....
I see you're starting on the blind part already ...
I DO have some Marlborough pinot gris in the fridge.
CONGRATULATIONS AX!!!
Ooh we need a party to celebrate
We could go blind drunk in celebration.....
Me too. I wonder how Ian's coming along
He's been a bit sluggish posting lately. Maybe he's busy rehearsing?
I see you're starting on the blind part already ...
I DO have some Marlborough pinot gris in the fridge.
A note to Axver for when he signs on: (maybe someone can link him back to this)
For disliking London Calling:
That is all.
He's on his knees
Begging please
to make the stage
and be all the rage
He'll sing as Bono
He won't be in Mono
He'll wear sunglasses
And make lots of passes
to all the girls going by
he won't have to lie
that he ate all the pie
because Simon will say he's OUTSTANDING!
Shit this Margarita is good
DRINK MORE!
Ian will sit on a train
wishing it was a plane
taking off down the runway at speed
Axver will laugh
as he makes up a graph
showing setlists from concerts galore
Ian HAS to sing as Bono
The crowd won't go oh no
unless he unbuttons his shirt
Long hair or short hair
nevertheless have no fear
He really will be ok
He'll throw in some snippets
faster than racing whippets
on their final run down the home straight
The crowd will be horny
From all of Ian's glory
as he walks off with the S.I.T.E crown....
that is all.
This is fucking awesome. Have another drink.
That has just made my day!!!! Gluey, have anotehr drink on me!!
Ian will sit on a train
wishing it was a plane
taking off down the runway at speed
Axver will laugh
as he makes up a graph
showing setlists from concerts galore
Ian HAS to sing as Bono
The crowd won't go oh no
unless he unbuttons his shirt
Long hair or short hair
nevertheless have no fear
He really will be ok
He'll throw in some snippets
faster than racing whippets
on their final run down the home straight
The crowd will be horny
From all of Ian's glory
as he walks off with the S.I.T.E crown....
that is all.
god you buch of drunken whores !
Hi and bye, BEG!
I bet you're already on the booze too.
Where the hell is everyone tonight?
Kim is having a 2nd drink
Her sobriety is on the brink
Of slipping away from her grasp
Will she fantasize about Bono
Or will she go oh no
As the Transvesturner intrudes on her brain
Will she have any Mercy
From rugby players named Percy
Or Whalers trying to raise some funds
If she says 'Pretty Please'
Will Axver eat cheese
And redecorate his room once again
How about Ian eating Samosa
As he sits on his Sofa
Shivering in this fucking cold
No, we'll all stick together
Like birds of a feather
and think of Tina's extra bits.
And it's only Wednesday Right I'm definitely outtahere...