Dalton and NSW's Beijing Olympics Thread - Part III

[anitram]

My life goal is to marry Churandy Martina so that I could be Martina Martina.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I really want to see one of these athletes cross the finish line and (instead of making the sign of the cross) immediately sacrifice a chicken.

jobu?

 

[No spoken words]

I really want to see one of these athletes cross the finish line and (instead of making the sign of the cross) immediately sacrifice a chicken.

If you no help me now, I say "Fuck you, Jobu!".

 

[No spoken words]

jobu?

In case you start to drunkenly babble about echo effects and whatnot, notice the time stamp on our posts.

 

[coolian2]

Check your lease.

Expired?

 

[snowbunny00774]

alright, what events are on deck for the next few minutes? I need to shower, and don't want to miss anything important

 

[sulawesigirl4]

here comes the bolt.

 

[coolian2]

My life goal is to marry Churandy Martina so that I could be Martina Martina.

You could always just change your name, much like the Australian BMX rider...and let me get this right..."Kamikaze".

 

[No spoken words]

Expired?

Your fuck city reference is due to Arrested Development, yes?

 

[snowbunny00774]

In case you start to drunkenly babble about echo effects and whatnot, notice the time stamp on our posts.

don't need a timestamp mon ami. the evidence is clear

 

[No spoken words]

here comes the bolt.

Excited!

 

[coolian2]

Your fuck city reference is due to Arrested Development, yes?

Better cancel that 48 hour vacation.

 

[sulawesigirl4]

huh, so is he just saving it up for the final? hmmm. looks like he could have really pushed it more at the end. should be an interesting last race.

 

[coolian2]

However it is a reference you might be equally appreciative of.

 

[anitram]

Yeah, these races take a lot out of you, nobody runs them full blast, that would be silly.

 

[No spoken words]

However it is a reference you might be equally appreciative of.

I'm disappointed, but, also curious.

 

[corianderstem]

I just watched the uneven bars competition, and I certainly can't say Nastia wuz robbed and whatnot. I don't know what teensy errors are worse than other teensy errors.

But shit, I'm still cheesed off over the Chinese gal winning the vault competition the other night - she landed on her fucking shins, for shit's sake! Pfft.

 

[No spoken words]

huh, so is he just saving it up for the final? hmmm. looks like he could have really pushed it more at the end. should be an interesting last race.

All the runners seem to be shutting it down towards the end.

 

[anitram]

But shit, I'm still cheesed off over the Chinese gal winning the vault competition the other night - she landed on her fucking shins, for shit's sake! Pfft.

She came in third...

 

[coolian2]

She came in third...

pwned

 

[Pearl]

But shit, I'm still cheesed off over the Chinese gal winning the vault competition the other night - she landed on her fucking shins, for shit's sake! Pfft.

Psst, it was the North Korean who won

 

[Dalton]

pwned

they all look .... oh nevermind.

 

[coolian2]

they all look .... oh nevermind.

I was going to go for it, but I knew you would.

 

[Dalton]

I was going to go for it, but I knew you would.

That's actually a step too far even for me.

 

[coolian2]

That's actually a step too far even for me.

I'll be honest, I'm surprised.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

She came in third...

Yeah but Alicia Sac actually executed her vault and got 4th. If they were giving out medals just for trying difficult vaults I'm sure she could have managed landing on her ass or something.

 

[corianderstem]

She came in third...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I knew that. I was just testing all of you. Congratulations! You've all earned cookies.

 

[No spoken words]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I knew that. I was just testing all of you. Congratulations! You've all earned cookies.

And we didn't even get on the rings!

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

The judging in women's gymnastics in this Olympics has been a debacle since since the word go. Inexperienced judges, rotating judges. . .

The uneven bars tie was a joke. It shouldn't be that fricken complicated to figure out.

 

[sulawesigirl4]

oh lord, more daggetty goodness.

the parallel bars look like murder on your upper arms. ouch!