Varitek
Blue Crack Addict
the tourist said:
Where would she eat them off of?
you asked for it.
don't say you didn't deserve this. sorry to the rest of you boys.
the tourist said:
Where would she eat them off of?
coolian2 said:Perhaps on Uranus
that is hilarious!! that's definitely the most interesting nye story i've ever heard!Varitek said:I have a tangental story. When I was in Dublin for new year's eve I went out with a friend, a guy, and I wanted to go to a club I'd read was one Bono liked but it turned out you needed tickets. So we failed, and he wanted to then go to a place some hot girl had said she'd be at, so we went there and it turned out to have strippers and we bailed. I had a few other clubs more downtown that I wanted to check out but on the way there we passed another place and he was like "this looks good." I dind't wanna argue so we paid another 14 euro cover charge and went in and it was all old people, like 30s. so we went ot the basement and it slowly became evident that it was a gay club. with good music, guys in leather, and chicks in vests etc. Anyway one girl especially took a liking to me and all night long said things to me in her lovely Irish accent like "you've got a great pair of tits there," and "I really like your tits." She was undeterred by the fact that I had a boyfriend and gave me her number in case "you ever get sick of him."
She was pretty cute too
the tourist said:*giggles* A mod, talking about my penis. I feel special.
Varitek said:
you asked for it.
don't say you didn't deserve this. sorry to the rest of you boys.
Axver said:
I think this is the worst joke any of us have made yet. Well done. I applaud you.
the tourist said:
No. Just give me an example.
Varitek said:
you asked for it.
don't say you didn't deserve this. sorry to the rest of you boys.
*CUT*
Varitek said:
you asked for it.
don't say you didn't deserve this. sorry to the rest of you boys.
mysterious_jen said:
ohhhhhhh
well i actually like to start with a little on the tummy where the snail trial starts and work my way down....
then add a little more cream
and then up and down .........
slowly at first ...........
mabey a little fudge suace for sweetness
going to need a moment here.
KhanadaRhodes said:
that is hilarious!! that's definitely the most interesting nye story i've ever heard!
mysterious_jen said:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that is not the picture i had in my mind
Varitek said:
haha thanks, yeah it's a good story to break out at parties. We stayed for the good music and because we'd spent like 32 euro each already on cover charges and coat checks.
then afterwards we went to mcdonalds. his idea, not mine. it was a very nice mcdonalds though.
Axver said:Holy shit, Vazza.
This thread just hit another level entirely.
the tourist said:
And suddenly your erection has left.
mysterious_jen said:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that is not the picture i had in my mind
just quoting it to quote it again.Varitek said:you asked for it.
don't say you didn't deserve this. sorry to the rest of you boys.
Axver said:This thread I think has everything now.
Dear God, I'm still trying to get over that.
Varitek said:
yeah it's a particularly nasty one but one of the first on google images and I felt he deserved the grossness.
the tourist said:
You'll wake up in 30 years screaming: "THE PENIS!"
cowgirl or reverse?liamcool said:I know mine has. My girl is sitting on my lap now; we're swapping between this thread and her MySpace.
KhanadaRhodes said:
just quoting it to quote it again.
KhanadaRhodes said:
just quoting it to quote it again.
np yikes, yeah i'd stay too after spending that much money. and lol, mcdonald's? that's hilarious.Varitek said:haha thanks, yeah it's a good story to break out at parties. We stayed for the good music and because we'd spent like 32 euro each already on cover charges and coat checks.
then afterwards we went to mcdonalds. his idea, not mine. it was a very nice mcdonalds though.
KhanadaRhodes said:
cowgirl or reverse?
mysterious_jen said:
you had a hot lesbians number and he took you to mcdonalds. what the fuck is wrong with him !