Caption thread #8: More Captioning!

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: So you see, our music is very passionat----wow, that is a really shiny necklace you've got there. Very, very shiny. So pretty.
: Oh no, not again.

 

[scha]

Noo, please, don't give the kid to me I don't have any, I don't know anything about them *looks around helplessly* Bono? .....Larry? ......Edge??


.................... So, uhhh, hi there. Umm.. lovely day, isn't it?
Kid:

John in the background: *on the phone* You've gotta see this.. The last time I saw the man this terrified is when he was charged by a group of wild Sparkaholics

Adambaby! Or more exactly: Adam and a baby!
Do you know who that kid is?

 

[Miringeltje]

*cough*made a little change to your caption LG *cough*

: So you see, our music is very passionat----wow, that is a really shiny watch you've got there. Very, very shiny. So pretty.
: Oh no, not again.

 

[SimplyConfused]

I love it!!! I can totally see that happening, for some reason.

And kafrun - let it be organic. If something pops into your head, then IMO it'll be a lot funnier than if I try to put it there.

On with the show...

: Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!! My lovely beach ball - deflated!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooo! Who the would do that to a beach ball!!!

It's... it's... inhumane!! BEACH BALL ABUSE!!!

 

[Galeongirl]

It's... it's... inhumane!! BEACH BALL ABUSE!!!

NOOOOO let's start a campaign for our poor Bono!!! BAN BEACHBALL ABUSE NOW!

Galeongirl and Lemon Grrrrl - If you can give me a specific pic you want captioned, that would make it a lot faster Otherwise I'll look around and try to find something for each of you. Happy to do it

well, I'd love to, but I really have no idea what kinda pic... if you see one and think *hey* that could be GG or LG in that... I think that works better

I like the shiny one LG-miringeltje!! he reaalyy looks distracted

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

<continuing conversation from the Misc pix thread>
...And GG, you know I had to caption it...

: Yes, yes, little man. Sing. Sing for me, little man! No speeches tonight! You...must...SING!!!!!!! Muhahahahahahaha!!!

~OR~

: Oh, I see GG's in the front row tonight. GG makes me wanna smile!

(Thanks GG for making that gif. That is my next mission: learning to make gifs.)

 

[knappevent]

U2 at Rotterdam 87... Adams bored... picking his nose madspit:

 

[kafrun]

^

Lemon Grrrrl and GG - ahh, you're going to put me to work now, aren't you?

 

[kafrun]

Inspired by the Leather Day thread:

Bono quickly realized that Adam had alterior motives when he suggested that Macphisto should hump his mic stand. He also realized that the more he struggled to free himself, the more of a pickle he found himself in..

Want to touch the hiiiiiiney..

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

: Oooooh shiny belt *reach*

 

[Galeongirl]

<continuing conversation from the Misc pix thread>
...And GG, you know I had to caption it...

: Yes, yes, little man. Sing. Sing for me, little man! No speeches tonight! You...must...SING!!!!!!! Muhahahahahahaha!!!

~OR~

: Oh, I see GG's in the front row tonight. GG makes me wanna smile!

(Thanks GG for making that gif. That is my next mission: learning to make gifs.)

It's easy, with one program Dreamoutloud13sent me.. when I get home I"ll try if I can up it for you ^^
now I prefer the 2nd one of your captions... DONT KILL ME BABYDOLL!!!! *runs*

larry makes me lol

 

[kafrun]

Galeongirl -

Bono was feeling rather dizzy after the attack, though the look on his face hinted that he rather liked it He didn't remember much.. But he distinctly remembered a wild-eyed Galeongirl lunging at him, screaming the words: "MYYYYY SHINY BONO!! NYYAAAAAAAA!! "

 

[Babydoll]

at GG! outta me way, woman! he only has eyes for me

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm freeballin' it baby!

:guy behind Larry: What the hell is this?!?!!?!? Why'd he throw those at me????

 

[kafrun]

Lemon Grrrrrl This is going to be a big one!

So hey, Adam.. I heard you got Lemon Grrrrrl's number..
Mmhmm. And no.

No, really.. Can I have it?
Nope.

*pets* Pllllleeeease?
Not happening.

 

[kafrun]

Half an hour later............

-
NO

But I luff you, Adam *pout*

 

[kafrun]

EDGE!! MAKE HIM GIVE LEMON GRRRRL'S NUMBER!!





Not quite a neck caption, but I kinda ran with this one

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! I'm so touched! <wipes tear from eye>

How'd you know I gave Adam my phone number anyway???

Of course we all know that Bono would forget all about my number in 1/2 hour though. And now every time I see Bono giving Adam some love on stage I will think of this!

By the way Bono...that number is...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Who da man? Edge da man. Yeah, I love my job.

: Wha??? Crap!!! I don't love my job so much anymore.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Bono's just walking along, not bugging anyone...when suddenly...
: That has GOT to be the biggest, most glorious beach ball in the history of beach balls! OUTTA MY WAY!!!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

I do believe this is my first story caption...please go easy on me!

In between tour dates, Bono gets a job as a limo driver. He's off to pick up his first client.

: Wow, first day on the job. I hope I can find my client! Luckily they gave me a picture of him.

: Hmmm, don't see him anywhere just yet. Oh well, I'm sure I'll find him!

: Wait! Could that be him?? <looks at picture again> Oh, no. That guy's in color. This guy in the picture is black and white.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Hey Paul, I was wondering, er, have you seen this guy around here at all? Here's what he looks like.

: paul: Nope, sorry buddy.

: Whew...so much pressure, and it's only my first day. I can't find this guy!!!

: Has anyone seen this guy? I'm supposed to pick him up and take him to the airport. Anyone?

: No? Nobody's seen this guy? I need to find him.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Maybe he'll find me if I just wait here for awhile.

: May as well try showing his photo around again. Anyone seen this guy at all??? It would really help me if I could find him soon, I need to take him to the airport.

: Well, I couldn't find the guy anywhere...and I looked everywhere! I hope they don't want to fire me.

Bono takes one last look around the place before leaving for good and returning to his day job.



~FIN~

 

[Miringeltje]

Great one, LG!

I caption stories.
You already know I do.

 

[lady luck]

: Wait! Could that be him?? <looks at picture again> Oh, no. That guy's in color. This guy in the picture is black and white.

 

[Galeongirl]

ok LG that last one I'm definately gonna save on my pc

Kafrun, LG's was much better than mine... ME WANTS BONOS NUMBER

no j/k.. I'm happy you could include me at all

 

[Bono Mot]

Bono as a limo driver! Oh, that was funny to me...especially "Whew, so much pressure..." while raking his hand through his hair!

 

[Galeongirl]

*thinks to himself* Let's see, I can do this, all it's gonna take is one.. goood... breathe... in... *holds breath* *tucks shirt in and closes belt buckle*

 

[hcbiggs2002]

<continuing conversation from the Misc pix thread>
...And GG, you know I had to caption it...

: Yes, yes, little man. Sing. Sing for me, little man! No speeches tonight! You...must...SING!!!!!!! Muhahahahahahaha!!!

~OR~

: Oh, I see GG's in the front row tonight. GG makes me wanna smile!

(Thanks GG for making that gif. That is my next mission: learning to make gifs.)

I love your new avatar Lemon Grrrrrl!! I laughed out loud when I spotted it!! It really looks as if the little kitty is on Larry's shoulder there and that 'terrified' look in Larrys eyes......purrrrrfect!!!!
Oh great caption too!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Bono as a limo driver! Oh, that was funny to me...especially "Whew, so much pressure..." while raking his hand through his hair!

Yeah, well, it wouldn't have been so funny to his first client had Bono found him. I've heard stories about Bono's driving abilities...could you imagine a crazed limo driver tearing up the streets of Dublin? Personally I think the client was hiding out from Bono because he wanted to get to his hotel in one piece!

*thinks to himself* Let's see, I can do this, all it's gonna take is one.. goood... breathe... in... *holds breath* *tucks shirt in and closes belt buckle*

I knew there was a cap there the second I saw it! Awesome!!! Especially because we all know that Bono tends to "oscillate" from time to time...