Check Check Check hold on....*adjusts tie* check I'm ready 
that's adorable!
waynetravis said:
Bob: Glasses?
Bob: White shirt?
Bob: Black suit?
Bob: Black tie?
Bob: Good. Now let's go and get you that Knighthood.
Wayne beat me to the first knight-related caption! My internet connection went offline! 
honey I really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of something...yes I left the dogs some food...i'll pick him up when i'm done...no I don't know who left the tupperware open in the fridge...babe i'm doing a concert I just can--OK yes I will pick up milk and eggs too...
is that really buy one get one free hairgel??? I MUST have!!! and ooohhh the girlfriend would love that sweater in the window...oh and that stuffed giraffe for the kids...
*faints* Oh My God.... 
Who WAS that gorgeous thing?! 
"Uhh... yeah, I know I called 24 times today, but I just REALLY wanted to do a final check that the delivery of 500 pots of hair gel will still be arriving tomorrow....." "Since when did U2 start playing Vertigo with no drums?" 
waynetravis said:
Bob: Glasses?
Bob: White shirt?
Bob: Black suit?
Bob: Black tie?
Bob: Good. Now let's go and get you that Knighthood.
B_Diddy_Ono said:
Bob: *catches Bono in time* Uhh... Bono, you were just looking in the mirror...
Bono does NOT want you to look at his arseDreamOutLoud13 said:^Kaf, that's a great caption, but Bono's arse is distracting me from appreciating it fully
Go sit in the corner, young lady 
HEYYYY EVERYBODY!! I'm DRUNK! 
Careful, Bono! *grabs hold* 
WHHOOOOOOOOOO!! EVERRRONE LOOKIT ME!! CAREFUL! 
Edge, YOU.. yoooouuuuuuu.. SHADDUP! HEY EVRRBODY!! Damnit, Bono 
You're going to hurt yourself, cut it out! AHAHAHAHA!! WHOOOOO!! Hey Edge, dijjjjoo evar notice whatta HUGE headjoo have? HAHAHA!! WHOOOO!!! ALCOHOL!! YEAH!! 
*contemplates* To push or not to push 
U2MaNaIcWeIdO said:Why did you post it in the first place Kaf?
kafrun said:
kafrun said:
Bonofox 
Okay, come on everybody, pay attention. Let's try it again, I know we can do this! I'm going to try to explain again. Here's the deal: We're going to sing Elevation in a round. I need THIS side to start the verse FIRST and then THIS side to come in when I give you the signal.. 
K, Dallas? Do me a favor? Yeah. Hold this guitar for me real quick while I go beat him senseless, k? 
Standing on the ledge screaming "I AM THE LIZARD KING!" I'm sure I saw the clip somewhere oncewaynetravis said:
what the heck is he doing???
*sits in the corner and stares*kafrun said:
Bono does NOT want you to look at his arse
Quit looking
DreamOutLoud13 said:
Standing on the ledge screaming "I AM THE LIZARD KING!" I'm sure I saw the clip somewhere once
Just a quick clip of it at the beginning, not the whole thing though. Anyone who could find and post the whole interview would win at life Yeah. Good. That'll teach ya
kafrun said:After about 10 minutes of putting up with Bono's shenanigans, Edge decided it was time to step in..
No fookin' way, Edge! It's MY band, I get to kick his arse first!!!! 
OMG how shiney Bono wants! 
ude: Uhh.... I better call the police 
*in cellphone* uh yea, I'd like to report a car theft......
