Caption-ing #13 - Hey.. What's so funny???

SimplyConfused · Nov 22, 2006

I've not been on in YONKS! And I've just caught up on my favourite thread on my favourite forum, and these are a couple that have stood out to me (i.e., had me in hysterics).

Kristin Machina said:
bono: They see us rollin'...
edge: They hatin'...
adam: Patrollin',
larry: They try to catch us ridin' dirtay...
bono, edge, adam, larry: Try 'n' catch us ridin' dirtay, try 'n' catch us ridin' dirtay...

AND

kafrun said:
The boys didn't have a chance to explain to Bono that what he was seeing was a Goodyear blimp and not in fact a giant beachball in the sky..

bono:
larry: Oh geez
bono:
edge: Somebody go fetch Bono a new pair of pants

So amusing...

Also that one at the end of Captions #12 with them singing Britney songs... Just so funny!! Well, they all are, but them ones had me in actual hysterics.

That is all.

Oh, yeah, and HAI EVERYONE! Again.

europop2005 · Nov 22, 2006

I told Bono joining the cast of "Hairspray" was a bad idea!

:adam:

I wanted "The Lion King"

Rachel D. · Nov 22, 2006

^ Who are those people?

Galeongirl · Nov 23, 2006

SimplyConfused said:
I've not been on in YONKS! And I've just caught up on my favourite thread on my favourite forum, and these are a couple that have stood out to me (i.e., had me in hysterics).

AND

So amusing...

Also that one at the end of Captions #12 with them singing Britney songs... Just so funny!! Well, they all are, but them ones had me in actual hysterics.

That is all.

Oh, yeah, and HAI EVERYONE! Again.

you're back at laaaaast!
*runs and squeeeeezes* :hug:

SimplyConfused · Nov 23, 2006

Galeongirl said:
you're back at laaaaast!
*runs and squeeeeezes*

Aww, I feel loved.

Anyways, back on track... You amuse me ladies (and gents). That is all...

Caroni · Nov 23, 2006

Everyone learned a lesson today

NEVER DRINK ANYTHING WHILE YOU ARE READING CAPTION THREADS

:no:

Lemon Grrrrrl · Nov 24, 2006

When Edge's amp went out for a few minutes, Bono tried to entertain the crowd with finger puppets. Sadly this was the only one he knew.

:bono:

: Look everyone! It's a beach ball! See it bouncing???
:crowd:

Galeongirl · Nov 24, 2006

Lemon Grrrrrl said:
When Edge's amp went out for a few minutes, Bono tried to entertain the crowd with finger puppets. Sadly this was the only one he knew.

: Look everyone! It's a beach ball! See it bouncing???
:crowd:

Oh yea, I can see it Bono!

kafrun · Nov 26, 2006

Lemon Grrrrl, that was awesome!

Tim Robbins and Director Guy: :blahblah:

Hey guys! Are we going to the after-party now? :hyper:

Hey!! Hey guys! Do I get to sit at the grown-up table? :hyper:

Hey guys! HEY GUYS!! :hyper:

kafrun · Nov 26, 2006

Rather than sing the song, Bono decides to have a chat with the little girl about what she did with her family before the show.

Kind of like beachballs? :ohmy:

Girl:

Yeah, I guess you could say that. I guess they kind of look like little beachballs. But so anyway, the room is filled with them and you just jump in and play :shrug:

Tell me more of this utopia you've found :drool:

Girl: Well, you just go to any McDonald's PlayPlace...... :shrug:

kafrun · Nov 26, 2006

That akward "right before they move in for the kiss" moment..

BonoFox1 · Nov 26, 2006

kafrun said:
Rather than sing the song, Bono decides to have a chat with the little girl about what she did with her family before the show.

Kind of like beachballs?
Girl: Yeah, I guess you could say that. I guess they kind of look like little beachballs. But so anyway, the room is filled with them and you just jump in and play
Tell me more of this utopia you've found
Girl: Well, you just go to any McDonald's PlayPlace......

Oh man Kaf!!! That is BRILLIANT!! :lmao:

Lemon Grrrrrl · Nov 26, 2006

: Oooo! There's The Edge!! I hope I can get his autograph! :hyper:

Lemon Grrrrrl · Nov 26, 2006

kafrun said:
That akward "right before they move in for the kiss" moment..

Also seen here...

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Effanbee · Nov 26, 2006

Aw, Slopsy, you're so cute I must hug you ...
Slopsy: Oh Edgie I love you :heart:

*blushing* OK, must go and see these other nice people, please let go now.
Slopsy: Um, I can't. Our ears appear to be permanently welded together. (pretends to be horrified at these proceedings)
:edge:

(off camera, hiding tube of Superglue) Wait till Effy shakes Larry's hand

Effanbee · Nov 26, 2006

OK Effy, it's been great but please let go of me now ...
Effy: Um, I can't. Our hands appear to be permanently welded together. (pretends to be horrified at these proceedings)
:larry:

Oh fook!

(escaping into car) That's half the band stuck to PLEBAns forever! Now, if I can stick Kafrun to Bono in Hawaii .... I'll be FREEEE!!! (drives away cackling madly)

Gluey · Nov 26, 2006

Well done!!

I recognise some photos here!!! :hyper:

JCOSTER · Nov 26, 2006

kafrun said:
Lemon Grrrrl, that was awesome!

Tim Robbins and Director Guy:
Hey guys! Are we going to the after-party now? Hey!! Hey guys! Do I get to sit at the grown-up table? Hey guys! HEY GUYS!!

Galeongirl · Nov 27, 2006

oh nooooo, Adam wouldn't DARE to glue Bono to Kaf now eh?? :madwife:

Glue her to yerself Ads!

:wink:

nice caption, told ya that their ears look like they're glued together!

Lobe · Nov 27, 2006

Effanbee said:

I'm very jealous........ very very happy for you Slopsy..... but very very jealous....

Great cap, though

europop2005 · Nov 27, 2006

what the hell do you mean i'm on the terrorist watch list?

Sad_Girl · Nov 27, 2006

girl: I got him! I got him!
Plebans in crowd: Toss him to us!
:bono:

like a beach ball? :ohmy:

tuwie · Nov 28, 2006

^ HAHHAHAH, beachball!! =)
wow what a great photo.
wait, is otto a professional photographer who gets to be even closer than the fans behind the railings?
he's got some really great pictures at his site!

bono: Ohmygod, look at the size of that beachball!
edge: i've never seen larry smile that big!
adam: how are we gonna take that home with us?!?!
other dude: these guys are so immature! it's a beachball for goodness sake!

hcbiggs2002 · Nov 28, 2006

europop2005 said:
what the hell do you mean i'm on the terrorist watch list?

I know this is just a joke and it made me laugh but mainly coz it bought to mind an incident that happened years ago to my cousins husband. He was stopped at an airport in Germany coz he was the spitting image of a wanted criminal on the run! :huh:

After a bit of questioning and finding out his identity, (he works for Lufthansa!) the airport police let him go!! :lol:

And although not particulary funny at the time, but we all laugh about it now!!!
:wink:

Galeongirl · Nov 28, 2006

Sad_Girl said:
girl: I got him! I got him!
Plebans in crowd: Toss him to us!
like a beach ball?

YESH GIVE HIM TO USSSSS!!!!!

:evil:

Bono kidnapped from stage, oh I can see the headlines!

:shh:

must...plan... this.... for... hawaii....

Carmelu2fan · Nov 28, 2006

kafrun said:
Rather than sing the song, Bono decides to have a chat with the little girl about what she did with her family before the show.

Kind of like beachballs?
Girl: Yeah, I guess you could say that. I guess they kind of look like little beachballs. But so anyway, the room is filled with them and you just jump in and play
Tell me more of this utopia you've found
Girl: Well, you just go to any McDonald's PlayPlace......

CUT IT OUT!!! :lmao:

OMG!!! McDonalds!

DreamOutLoud13 · Nov 28, 2006

: I can't believe they told me I'm not tall enough to ride the rocket ship :sad:

This theme park sucks :angry:

Rachel D. · Nov 28, 2006

Sad_Girl said:
girl: I got him! I got him!
Plebans in crowd: Toss him to us!
like a beach ball?

Did she really pick him up?! If he's that portable, I'm surprised a PLEBAn hasn't carried him off already!

europop2005 · Nov 29, 2006

customs guy: Sir are you SURE you don't have anything to declare?

:edge:

I swear I have not brought anything into the country

customs guy: what about that insect on your head

:edge:

Hes a roadie...i've named him lil Edge and he sticks with me!

DreamOutLoud13 · Nov 29, 2006

Awww, lil Edge :cute:

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