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:bono: Well I mean...hacking into the site was easy, all I did was...

:adam: uh oh...the police just got here
 
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At the Rock Star Charity Auction:

Auctioneer: Next item, we have the Edge--guitarist for U2, techinical wizard and part-time insect trainer. He can cook, clean and program your Tivo to all your favorite shows. Shall we start the bidding at 5 dollars?
:edge: Only five?:eyebrow:
 
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:edge:: I've made the 'perfect date' model RX3000. If it gets too cold outside, just flip this switch on her back and the heat lamp over her head will turn on, instantly thawing the two of you out. You will need to use caution; however. Her hair cannot be piled too high or it may set on fire. We're working on that.
 
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And If you order your Edge today...we'll throw in this free praying mantis...known for decapitating its mates!

:edge: NOBODY TOLD ME THAT PART!!! :uhoh: :ohmy:
 
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The Bonosapian is hungry and wants some munchies. He has exhibited this behavior many times, yet, oddly enough, all people seem to do is scream at him rather than throw food in his mouth. Please, if you see the Bonosapian do this in front of you, feel free to toss some M&M's in his mouth.
 
Lemon Grrrrrl said:
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The Bonosapian is hungry and wants some munchies. He has exhibited this behavior many times, yet, oddly enough, all people seem to do is scream at him rather than throw food in his mouth. Please, if you see the Bonosapian do this in front of you, feel free to toss some M&M's in his mouth.

:shifty: but is nibbling on fingers not enough for him then?
 
:hmm: I forgot about that. We must research this. (Don't know how I could forget it, being Vice President of All Things Nibbly for Bonosapian Researchers Inc.) :reject:

I believe he can be content with sucking the salt of women's fingertips. If you do not have M&M's handy, please offer up your fingertips, ladies.
 
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larry: *Guys? :uhoh: Were are you? Ok, take a breath Larry...*

PLEBA: Larry We Love you! :hyper:

larry: Hi girls, I just thanks you for...

PLEBA: larry you're awesome!:drool:

larry: ...for this night, it was amazing, I hope...

PLEBA: Larry marry us!!!

larry: ...:grumpy:... I hope you return...

PLEBA: Larry, sing a song for us!

larry: Shut up!!!! Can I finish my speech please? :mad:

PLEBA: ..........

larry: I hope you return happy at home... Good Night :cool:
 
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next season on 24: Jack Bauer will have to save U2 while mysteriously travelling back to the 1980's, special guest star Julia Roberts
 
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larry: *Guys? :uhoh: Were are you? Ok, take a breath Larry...*

PLEBA: Larry We Love you! :hyper:

larry: Hi girls, I just thanks you for...

PLEBA: larry you're awesome!:drool:

larry: ...for this night, it was amazing, I hope...

PLEBA: Larry marry us!!!

larry: ...:grumpy:... I hope you return...

PLEBA: Larry, sing a song for us!

larry: Shut up!!!! Can I finish my speech please? :mad:

PLEBA: ..........

larry: I hope you return happy at home... Good Night :cool:

:giggle:
 
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larry: *Guys? :uhoh: Were are you? Ok, take a breath Larry...*

PLEBA: Larry We Love you! :hyper:

larry: Hi girls, I just thanks you for...

PLEBA: larry you're awesome!:drool:

larry: ...for this night, it was amazing, I hope...

PLEBA: Larry marry us!!!

larry: ...:grumpy:... I hope you return...

PLEBA: Larry, sing a song for us!

larry: Shut up!!!! Can I finish my speech please? :mad:

PLEBA: ..........

larry: I hope you return happy at home... Good Night :cool:
:laugh:
 
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OK, we FINALLY got rid of the little guy...this is now the Larry Mullen Band again, like it was supposed to be. Pay no attention to the muffled noises coming from under the stage.
<entire front row makes a mad dash for under the stage and triumphantly carries off a struggling bundle>
 
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:bono: AAAAAHHHHH
Courtney: Yeah, you got a piece of brocolli right there between the molars (That's right, let him think you're just inspecting his teeth :drool:).
 
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