Bono's Motorcycle Chicks...we ride hard and fast..LOOK no hands

[Mucca]

I think this thread has hit a new all time low

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Actually, in my dreams, I seem to be quite a devious bitch...making friends with her, doing her husband.
She always suspects, but never quite catches on.

Actually, in one, she suddenly had on a lab coat, and started poking at my teeth with an instrument, making one of my teeth fall out. Freud would have a field day with me...

You crazy girl!
But I luv ya anyways.

 

[Snooky pie]

if we are more skilled in handling weapons with our mouths...

can we use both mouth and hands??

 

[Dismantled]

Actually, in my dreams, I seem to be quite a devious bitch...making friends with her, doing her husband.
She always suspects, but never quite catches on.

Actually, in one, she suddenly had on a lab coat, and started poking at my teeth with an instrument, making one of my teeth fall out. Freud would have a field day with me...

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! poking at your teeth you know...teeth falling out in a dream actually means something.. cannot remember what, but it does.

Ali is never in mine......I always seem to wake up when we are "doing something".......

 

[greeneyedgirl]

is there a manual that comes with this weapon, that say has lots of pictures and ideas on how to use it, that i could keep with me always to refer back to from time to time, all the time?

 

[VintagePunk]

You crazy girl!
But I luv ya anyways.

Yeah, what's a tooth, anyway? I'd give up a tooth for B.

 

[Dismantled]

can we use both mouth and hands??

OH I am very very good at that


I can use both at the same time

 

[WildHoney]

I think this thread has hit a new all time low

we'll take that as a compliment.....

Ok put the weapon done... I said PUT the waepon down now

all finished so we can start the next lesson?

 

[Dismantled]

I think this thread has hit a new all time low

mission accomplished

 

[~BrightestStar~]

we'll take that as a compliment.....

Ok but the weapon done... I said PUT the waepon down now

all finished so we can start the next lesson?

I put it down....but It came up again....

 

[Dismantled]

we'll take that as a compliment.....

Ok put the weapon done... I said PUT the waepon down now

all finished so we can start the next lesson?

darn....I liked that lesson...I don't have a gag reflex so that was my specialty


next? *sits and begs

 

[greeneyedgirl]

bri

 

[Mucca]

Next lesson please!

 

[Dismantled]

I put it down....but It came up again....

OH MY FRIGGIN GOD!!! I THINK I LAUGHED SO HARD I RUPTURED MY SPLEEN!!!!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

bri

I'm just terrible aren't I?

 

[VintagePunk]

Bri, dis...

Naughty girls...

 

[WildHoney]

It's time to spit and polish girls...

 

[Snooky pie]

is there a manual that comes with this weapon, that say has lots of pictures and ideas on how to use it, that i could keep with me always to refer back to from time to time, all the time?

Considering the power and size of the weapon a manual is not a bad idea and phots would be a great idea for those who have suffred severe smut damage.....

 

[~BrightestStar~]

OH MY FRIGGIN GOD!!! I THINK I LAUGHED SO HARD I RUPTURED MY SPLEEN!!!!

*collapses in heap of laughter*

 

[Dismantled]

I'm just terrible aren't I?

your a frickin genius

 

[~BrightestStar~]

your a frickin genius

*takes a bow*



Where *do* I come up with this stuff?

 

[Dismantled]

It's time to spit and polish girls...

again....I am more skilled with my mouth here....and as I said before no gag reflex so I could really give it a good polish..all the way down.............if ya catch my drift...and I think ya do

 

[~BrightestStar~]

*has urge to input this pic*

 

[VintagePunk]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[Dismantled]

*has urge to input this pic*

*having really bad thoughts now....



how can that girl resist the urge to............um never mind I better not say it

 

[~BrightestStar~]

again....I am more skilled with my mouth here....and as I said before no gag reflex so I could really give it a good polish..all the way down.............if ya catch my drift...and I think ya do

I've been told I have a big mouth

 

[WildHoney]

again....I am more skilled with my mouth here....and as I said before no gag reflex so I could really give it a good polish..all the way down.............if ya catch my drift...and I think ya do

Emm i do

So are we all experts in that field then girls???

 

[greeneyedgirl]

wild and dis, the thread title does suggest "no hands"

 

[Dismantled]

I've been told I have a big mouth

he he he...remember its not the size that counts....its how ya use it

 

[Mucca]