It's a true fact that Bono lipped-synched the whole Sarajevo concert.
U2 were originally the 4 winners of a television show to find a 'new' Irish boyband. A television show hosted by a certain Mr Paul McGuinness. They NEVER met at school.
The name U2 was inspired by Richard Nixon. In his infamous Watergate address to the American public he reportedly said, off the record, "I fooled you too".
Adam Clayton died of an alcoholic binge the night he missed the concert in Sydney '93 and his identical 'separated at birth' twin brother, Joey, was brought in to replaced him - haven't you noticed how 'Adam's' bass playing has greatly improved?
Bono is bald as a coot - this happened after the infamous concert in L.A. '87 when his hair caught fire when using the spotlight during Bullet. He was speedily rushed to hospital, but they only managed to save his eyebrows.
The Edge was born Edwina and had the pioneering sex-change operation in the Spring of '74. Unfortunately, the necessary testosterone level given was way too high and has since resulted in The Edge suffering 'male' pattern baldness. 'He' is still embroiled in an ongoing law suit with the surgeon, a Dr Hemaphrodite.
Larry was reported to have been abducted by an alien species. Obviously, to avoid ridicule, he has kept this quiet, but if you look closely at photos of Larry's right arm you can clearly see a triangular shaped series of dots. The 'rumours' persist that he has developed a forked tongue due to this 'abduction' - this could explain why he insists on appearing tight-lipped and moody in photo-shoots.
And finally, you SHOULD beLIEve everything you read.