I'm bumping this thread because...I can!
"George: Tally-ho pip-pip and Bernard's your uncle.
Blackadder: In English we say, "Good Morning"."
"George: The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire building.
Edmund: George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front.
George: Oh, no, sir, absolutely not. (aside, to Baldick) Mad as a bicycle!"
"Mary: Edmund. When this war is over do you think we might get to know each other a little better?
Edmund: Yes, why not? When this madness is finished, perhaps we could go cycling together, take a trip down to the Old Swan at Henley and go for a walk in the woods.
Mary: Yes, or we could just do it right now on the desk.
Edmund: (looks at the desk) Yeah, OK."
!!!