Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania Superthread

[Axver]

well I'mchristian but she's li fundie christian ,adn she djut got arried wo weeks ago, I'[m assumin gshe's nhad sex

Fundies can't think beyond the missionary position.

 

[coolian2]

God, it's good to see some coherent typing.

 

[Axver]

God, it's good to see some coherent typing.

And at a reasonable pace too! It's like a minor miracle.

 

[bono_212]

I don't know , nytoher postiion but missionary pubtsm e

the idea of it i mean

but that might be because i 'm a germaphonbe


got Im going to eget this in the monint

 

[Axver]

I don't know , nytoher postiion but missionary pubtsm e

the idea of it i mean

but that might be because i 'm a germaphonbe


got Im going to eget this in the monint

Wikipedia has a list of sex positions that may just be enlightening.

 

[mysterious_jen]

i have a list of sex positions that may also be enlightening ....

 

[Axver]

Well that goes without saying!

 

[bono_212]

GERMAPHONBE epeople


bt bnverm ind that doens't even make anyfucking sense
ignor mee

 

[mysterious_jen]

how do you know you are way too kinky-
i went to the dr for a series of about 10 injections into my leg this arvo and didnt flinch, the dr said this was very unusual, most people carry on like pork chops,
i realise my pain threshold is too high from too much weird fucking sex.

i also realis the jack daniels is making me overshare..

 

[Axver]

Ooh, do drink more, Jen.

 

[bono_212]

ahsley had dfintly drn kto much vodka

 

[Axver]

Ooh, do drink more, Jen.

This goes for you too, Ashley.

 

[bono_212]

i'm too scare t owalk down the stairs to drnk mlmorea,x
Imight fall nd die

 

[Axver]

Keep booze in your room like Ian does.

 

[bono_212]

i'm still not 21 so my mo stil nys it
it's hers so Ian't take it when I please,

though I just did wihout her kmnwing

 

[bono_212]

i'm still not 21 so my mo stil nys it
it's hers so Ian't take it when I please,

though I just did wihout her kmnwing

kamn I can' even read rhia poar

 

[mysterious_jen]

i think ash needs to sober up as i cant understand a FUCKING THING !

 

[Axver]

i'm still not 21 so my mo stil nys it
it's hers so Ian't take it when I please,

though I just did wihout her kmnwing

Come to Australia where the age limit is just 18.

 

[Axver]

i think ash needs to sober up as i cant understand a FUCKING THING !

I can. Clearly reading Bonnie, Mia, and Khan's posts has trained me well!

 

[bono_212]

i"ve drunk posted here before but yiou fuckers weren't arund

 

[Axver]

Going to do dishes, see you folks in a bit.

 

[coolian2]

i think ash needs to sober up as i cant understand a FUCKING THING !

Word.

 

[bono_212]

fine a, the imprepreter , leave mw

 

[mysterious_jen]

well i can kinda read it dont be offened ash

 

[bono_212]

pshh how coudl i even get away wit hbeing offended when I laugh at fevery other drun person in theis thread/

 

[bono_212]

flike a sesert needs rain I neee dy ou rlvoe

 

[bono_212]

once gain my drun potin si going to go unnocitced by the dead thereads

 

[mysterious_jen]

i is noticing ! just putting on some u2 of my own and getting another drink

needs some serious bono love to cheer me up

i will follow MUTHERFUCKERS

 

[bono_212]

I love youtoo jen, come et drunk iwth me

 

[coolian2]

i will follow MUTHERFUCKERS

I wouldn't.

I'd rather follow the cool peeps.