My Best Friend is in Love with Larry
(to the tune of "WGRYWH")
She's dangerous 'cause she's crazy
She's dangerous, she don't know what she wants
Well she needs a man, with biceps strong and tan
And that drummer's always just out of reach
Hey hey hey sha la la
Hey hey...
She's an accident waiting to happen
She's an Irish girl with a strong imagination
Well she tells me things that I don't want to hear
About what she'd do with Larry if she could
Hey hey, sha la la
Hey hey, sha la la
Who's gonna help Meghan make up her mind?
Will it be Bono or Larry in the end?
Who's gonna help Meghan make up her mind?
Oh help her out, she's my best friend
Well she likes Bono with his cool blue eyes
She talks about him very sweetly sometimes
And she likes the leather pants, just like me
She likes the singer too, lemons and limes...
Who's gonna help Meghan make up her mind?
Will it be Bono or Larry in the end?
Who's gonna help Meghan make up her mind?
Let it be Larry or I won't be her friend!
Oh oh
The deeper we get
Oh oh
Into conversations about smiles and sweat
We laugh too loud and get at each other's throats
Talking about everything we hope
We can do someday with Bono and Larry
One is smooth, the other is...
Haaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrryyyyy
Oh, Bono is hairy
Smoooooooooo-oooth
Larry is so smooooooth...
Who's gonna help Meghan up her mind?
I will, cause Bono is mine!
Who's gonna get Larry for Meghan?
Me, once I have Bono so fine...
(This is by far the worst one.)
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If you cannot live together in here, you cannot live together out there, let me tell ya. --Bono
You've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice... --Bono