Bastard Township Superthread

[phillyfan26]

So, I would be Dazza since my name is Dan?

 

[Axver]

Quick question before I leave: Where did we get the name Vazza for Varitek?

We needed a nickname for her. Aussie nicknames often end in -zza, e.g. Bazza for Barry, Azza for Aaron, Shazza for Sharon, etc. So Vazza for Varitek.

Edit: beaten to it.

 

[bono_man2002]

Therefore André comes.....ANDéZZa!

 

[Axver]

So, I would be Dazza since my name is Dan?

Dazza or Danny or Danno.

 

[Axver]

Therefore André comes.....ANDéZZa!

Nobody at high school ever came up with a satisfactory nickname for me. I suppose I could've been an Azza, but we already had an Aaron.

But Bonnie turned Axver into Axxo.

 

[bono_man2002]

This thread just passed 4000 views

 

[phillyfan26]

There's one person in the world that calls me Danny. I'm Dan to everyone else. Except NSW, I'm just dick-fuck to him.

 

[bono_man2002]

Dazza or Danny or Danno.

Or if you're from frankston, "Hey shit head!"

 

[bono_man2002]

But Bonnie turned Axver into Axxo.

Its almost as good as Dr.Dré

 

[Axver]

There's one person in the world that calls me Danny. I'm Dan to everyone else. Except NSW, I'm just dick-fuck to him.

Well, don't worry, you're safely Dan here. COBL_04 is Danny and bm2002 is Daniel. It's the only way to keep you Dans straight, heh.

 

[major_panic]

Or if you're from frankston, "Hey shit head!"

QFT!

We should call PFan Dazz.

 

[Axver]

Or if you're from frankston, "Hey shit head!"

Or if you're from Frankston and being addressed by me: "hey, bogan fuckface!"

 

[phillyfan26]

Well, don't worry, you're safely Dan here. COBL_04 is Danny and bm2002 is Daniel. It's the only way to keep you Dans straight, heh.

Yeah, and the one who calls me Danny gets a pass because I want on.

 

[Axver]

Its almost as good as Dr.Dré

 

[the tourist]

My hi-speed modem is crapping out on me.

 

[Axver]

Yeah, and the one who calls me Danny gets a pass because I want on.

Are you actually Daniel, or just Dan?

 

[Axver]

My hi-speed modem is crapping out on me.

I love how you say that with a signature reading "SuperWin "

By the way, it seems we've decided to actually keep a list of purity scores. Do you remember yours?

 

[bono_man2002]

Or if you're from Frankston and being addressed by me: "hey, bogan fuckface!"

Orrrr! "hey, how long have you and your cousin been dating"

Sorry I couldn't really come up with anything better right now.

 

[phillyfan26]

Daniel is my full name. Only used on forms and when my mother's pissed.

 

[bono_man2002]

You don't get the Full-Full-Full name if you're in serious trouble?

 

[phillyfan26]

Nah, just the full first name. But, with anger rising in it: Dannn-IEL!

 

[bono_man2002]

I used to get that too sometimes

 

[Axver]

Orrrr! "hey, how long have you and your cousin been dating"

Sorry I couldn't really come up with anything better right now.

Considering you're from Shepp, I wouldn't be saying that too loudly if I were you.

 

[Axver]

PeeeeeeeEEEEEFAN, didn't you say you were going to bed?

 

[phillyfan26]

Oh yeah, probably should get on that.

Bye.

 

[phillyfan26]

Is it weird that I use YouTube relaxation videos to help me get to sleep?

 

[Axver]

G'night, Dazz!

And yes, very weird.

 

[bono_man2002]

Considering you're from Shepp, I wouldn't be saying that too loudly if I were you.

The likelyhood of dating your own cousin here is pretty rare. (Though some people I see, it may be true) Maybe in some other smaller places around Shep.

Shep is the new Iraq too guys, there are seriously more immigrants than aussies in shepp these days

 

[phillyfan26]

I normally take 60-90 minutes of lying down to fall asleep. If I throw on a pair of headphones and listen to some YouTube thing, I'm asleep in 15-20 minutes.

Weird? Yes. But effective? Yes.

 

[bono_man2002]

Is it weird that I use YouTube relaxation videos to help me get to sleep?

Do they work?. I haven't been able to sleep well...for probably a good part of 8 years now.