dream wanderer
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It sounded like one of those 'Mikey is dead' and "Marilyn Manson is really the kid on Leave it to Beaver" stories!!
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Originally posted by dream wanderer:
"Marilyn Manson is really the kid on Leave it to Beaver" stories!!
Originally posted by Not George Lucas:
It's true! And the thing about the kid from Wonder Years becoming Marilyn Manson is also true. Know what else is true? KFC had to change its name to KFC becuase the genetically processed animals they use aren't technically chickens. And Tommy Hilfiger went on Oprah saying he didn't want black people to wear his clothes. A duck's quack doesn't echo. Nieman Marcus is selling recipes for their cookies at $500 apiece. People are hiding AIDS tainted needles in pay phones. You should never lock your car door, because there could be someone hiding under your car, and taking the time to unlock it gives them enough time to slash your tendons. The woman screaming in Love Rollercoaster is an actual murder scream from a 911 call. Human fetuses are a delicacy in Taiwan. Coloring the rim of your CDs will enhance the sound quality. The average person swallows 8 spiders a year. Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen so he wouldn't die. Never flash your brights at an oncoming car with its brights on. It's a gang initiation, and they'll kill you. There's a kid named Graig Shergold who's collecting business cards so he can hold a world record before he dies at a very young age. It's all on the Internet, so it must be true.
Originally posted by Not George Lucas:
It's all on the Internet, so it must be true.