FallDownJulie
General purpose wench
WARNING: this labled R for Raunchy, so if you are under age, pregnant, have heart conditions, or are the Edge, please read no further.
Happy Holidays, Boys!
PLEBANS: Merry Christmas! Happy Chanukah!
*ginormous plane-shaped gift sits next to them, wrapped and covered in ribbons and in bows*
GINA MARIE & FISHY: go on, unwrap your package!
ADAM: well, *grin* if you insist.... *zzzzip!*
OLIVEU2CM: no, no! not THAT one! ...but maybe we can talk a little later...
ECHO: *ahem* your gift, sirs, *bow* from us at the PLEBA Mansion.
BONO: *tugs a small dangling ribbon* this is a rather.... interesting wrapping job... *tug tug*
MONA & JULIE: we wrapped it!! *big grins*
JULIE: we also do tamales too!
MONA: *faints*
EDGE: *blushes*
JULIE: not like THAT! ....but it is always an option!
BONO: *now tangled in the ribbons and attempting to chew away the wrapping paper, is making no success*
LARRY: down, Bono! good boy. i'll take care of it. *turns to PLEBA girls* ladies, shield you eyes. *turns back to gift* *looks down at shirt, buttons melt off, shirt flaps open, the paper immediately drops off the jet*
ADAM: how DO you DO that???
LARRY: *shrugs* it's a gift.
EDGE: *bluuuush* you girls got us another jet?? *looks down, digs toe into ground* that's so sweet of y-
BONO: LET'S GO! *bolts up ramp* WEEEE!! PLANE RIDE!
ADAM: *taking AM and Sparky'sGirl around the waist* care to come with, ladies?
EDGE & LARRY: *head towards plane*
JULIE: i call pilot! *runs up plane*
MONA: shotgun!
ECHO and MULLENGIRL: *push, shove, and run into plane* flight attendants comin' through!!
*INSIDE*
JULIE: so.... where's the big green "START" button?
MONA: *slaps forehead* what? where did you learn to fly a plane? from cartoons??
JULIE: weeeeell,.....
MONA: we're in trouble. Echo, we have a bit of a problem.
ECHO: no worries! *whips out a tiny metal cube the size of a die and pushes a little button on it* *the cube magically unfolds and grows to form Animatronic Edge* i recently installed a piloting intelligence chip in him.... you know, incase of an emergency.
ECHO: hey, who's that down there?
JULIE: *rolls down window* Hark! who goes there?
TONY: it's me! can i come?
ECHO: eh, we're kinda full. sorry.
TONY: please? i know how to fly a plane! i know CPR!
JULIE: maybe next time.
TONY: i look like Bono!
JULIE, MONA, ECHO: YOU'RE IN! *open door*
MONA: with Tony co-piloting, that leaves us to attend the boys! HERE I COME, BONO! AT YOUR SERVICE!! HOO~AHH!
JULIE: this doesn't seem safe.
ECHO: you're right. Mona, *hands mona a bucket and sponge*
MONA: *grumble* rackem frackem... *sigh* off to the loo i go. *opens loo door* WHA-??
*BLUEY and MACPHISTO sit entagled in the loo*
MACPHISTO: oh! *assumes suave self* ahem, we, eh.... brought a fruit basket! *magically whips one outta nowhere*
BLUEY: and fruitcake!
MONA: oh, my. *is scandalized* you know there's an "occupied" lever in there. *closes door*
ECHO: Mona! come help make dinner!
*MULLENGIRL heads down aisle to hand out snacks*
MULLENGIRL: would you like- oh, sorry, Edge! *EDGE returns to napping* Bono, would you like a snack? we have peanuts and pretzel stix.
BONO: ooh! peanuts, please!
MULLENGIRL: and, you L- *faints* *awakens* sorry, and you, La- *faints* *awakens* you, Lar- *faints* *awakens* Larr- *staggers* Larry?
LARRY: i'll take the sticks. *larry grin*
MULLENGIRL: it's hopeless! *FAINT*
ECHO: *sigh* you girls and your hormones! *drags unconcious MG and props her up in a seat near the front* Adam, snack?
ADAM: i'm good, thanks *grins at his girls*
*behind the EDGE sits LARRY and BONO*
LARRY: yum! good stuff.
BONO: wow! you only have one left!
LARRY: yup! i'm saving it for later and you're not getting it!
EDGE: *awakens from nap*
BONO: Larry, would you like to taste my nuts? they're quite delicious!
EDGE: ??? *bluuuush*
LARRY: well, ok. here. hold my stick, and becareful not to break it. oooh, they do taste nice! the best i've ever had!
EDGE: *BLUUUUUSH*
LARRY: HEY! Bono! get your mouth off o' me stick!! ..... ew, now it's all soggy. that's the last time i trust YOU with my stick!!
EDGE: *BLUUUUUUUUUUSH!!*
JULIE: uh, oh! Hot Pockets is at it again! *dips cloth in cold water and runs to the EDGE* whew! his blushing is going down, we're ok!
MONA: *rings triangle*
ECHO: *rings square*
(revived)MULLENGIRL: *rings octagon*
MONA: dinner time! *rolling cart down aisle* you've got your choice of chicken nuggets or fish sticks.
BONO: DIBS ON CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!
MONA: em, well.... i kinda ate all those...
LARRY: i'll have fishsticks.
JULIE: you and your stick fetish! *MULLENGIRL faints* *EDGE blushes*
MONA: ok. *passes out dinners on plastic trays shaped like suitcases with red heart-shaped plates*
ADAM: em, i don't mean to complain but....
MONA: oh, yeah. well, they're frozen on the inside and burnt on the outside. i figured it balanced out.
BONO: well, it's a good thing Ali packed us some PB & J sammiches! yum!*opens lunchbox*
LARRY: *pushes service button*
*ding*
*MG plows past MONA, knocking her and the cart up into the air*
MULLENGIRL: you rang?
LARRY: i had some buttons.... they seem to have, em... run off...
*ring, ring*
BONO: hey! we have a phone in our plane? you girls are the greatest!! *grabs phone* Drop-The-Debt Jet. Good Afternoon, this is Bono. How may i service you?
ADAM: what? did he name the plane already? where was i?
EDGE: *turned around, kneeling on seat, he peeks over the back of his chair* yeah, i wanted to name it Suzie!
BONO: no! this isn't Speedy Pizza! *clunck* Wankers.
LOO: *snicker*
ECHO: Attention, please! we will be landing soon. please bring your seats all the way forward, put your tray tables up, and always wear a safety belt.
BONO: are we expecting any turbulance?
MONA: HOO~AHH!
EDGE: *blush!*
ADAM: wait! what's that latched onto the outside of your window, Bono?
JULIE: it's a bird! it's a plane! it's .... DISCO?!?!
BONO: *rolls down window* come in dear! why didn't you knock?
DISCO: *climbs in and settles in BONO's lap* thanks
TONY: *rushes in* quick! does anyone know where the big red "STOP" button is?
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~FDJ*
(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)
"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"
Happy Holidays, Boys!
PLEBANS: Merry Christmas! Happy Chanukah!
*ginormous plane-shaped gift sits next to them, wrapped and covered in ribbons and in bows*
GINA MARIE & FISHY: go on, unwrap your package!
ADAM: well, *grin* if you insist.... *zzzzip!*
OLIVEU2CM: no, no! not THAT one! ...but maybe we can talk a little later...
ECHO: *ahem* your gift, sirs, *bow* from us at the PLEBA Mansion.
BONO: *tugs a small dangling ribbon* this is a rather.... interesting wrapping job... *tug tug*
MONA & JULIE: we wrapped it!! *big grins*
JULIE: we also do tamales too!
MONA: *faints*
EDGE: *blushes*
JULIE: not like THAT! ....but it is always an option!
BONO: *now tangled in the ribbons and attempting to chew away the wrapping paper, is making no success*
LARRY: down, Bono! good boy. i'll take care of it. *turns to PLEBA girls* ladies, shield you eyes. *turns back to gift* *looks down at shirt, buttons melt off, shirt flaps open, the paper immediately drops off the jet*
ADAM: how DO you DO that???
LARRY: *shrugs* it's a gift.
EDGE: *bluuuush* you girls got us another jet?? *looks down, digs toe into ground* that's so sweet of y-
BONO: LET'S GO! *bolts up ramp* WEEEE!! PLANE RIDE!
ADAM: *taking AM and Sparky'sGirl around the waist* care to come with, ladies?
EDGE & LARRY: *head towards plane*
JULIE: i call pilot! *runs up plane*
MONA: shotgun!
ECHO and MULLENGIRL: *push, shove, and run into plane* flight attendants comin' through!!
*INSIDE*
JULIE: so.... where's the big green "START" button?
MONA: *slaps forehead* what? where did you learn to fly a plane? from cartoons??
JULIE: weeeeell,.....
MONA: we're in trouble. Echo, we have a bit of a problem.
ECHO: no worries! *whips out a tiny metal cube the size of a die and pushes a little button on it* *the cube magically unfolds and grows to form Animatronic Edge* i recently installed a piloting intelligence chip in him.... you know, incase of an emergency.
ECHO: hey, who's that down there?
JULIE: *rolls down window* Hark! who goes there?
TONY: it's me! can i come?
ECHO: eh, we're kinda full. sorry.
TONY: please? i know how to fly a plane! i know CPR!
JULIE: maybe next time.
TONY: i look like Bono!
JULIE, MONA, ECHO: YOU'RE IN! *open door*
MONA: with Tony co-piloting, that leaves us to attend the boys! HERE I COME, BONO! AT YOUR SERVICE!! HOO~AHH!
JULIE: this doesn't seem safe.
ECHO: you're right. Mona, *hands mona a bucket and sponge*
MONA: *grumble* rackem frackem... *sigh* off to the loo i go. *opens loo door* WHA-??
*BLUEY and MACPHISTO sit entagled in the loo*
MACPHISTO: oh! *assumes suave self* ahem, we, eh.... brought a fruit basket! *magically whips one outta nowhere*
BLUEY: and fruitcake!
MONA: oh, my. *is scandalized* you know there's an "occupied" lever in there. *closes door*
ECHO: Mona! come help make dinner!
*MULLENGIRL heads down aisle to hand out snacks*
MULLENGIRL: would you like- oh, sorry, Edge! *EDGE returns to napping* Bono, would you like a snack? we have peanuts and pretzel stix.
BONO: ooh! peanuts, please!
MULLENGIRL: and, you L- *faints* *awakens* sorry, and you, La- *faints* *awakens* you, Lar- *faints* *awakens* Larr- *staggers* Larry?
LARRY: i'll take the sticks. *larry grin*
MULLENGIRL: it's hopeless! *FAINT*
ECHO: *sigh* you girls and your hormones! *drags unconcious MG and props her up in a seat near the front* Adam, snack?
ADAM: i'm good, thanks *grins at his girls*
*behind the EDGE sits LARRY and BONO*
LARRY: yum! good stuff.
BONO: wow! you only have one left!
LARRY: yup! i'm saving it for later and you're not getting it!
EDGE: *awakens from nap*
BONO: Larry, would you like to taste my nuts? they're quite delicious!
EDGE: ??? *bluuuush*
LARRY: well, ok. here. hold my stick, and becareful not to break it. oooh, they do taste nice! the best i've ever had!
EDGE: *BLUUUUUSH*
LARRY: HEY! Bono! get your mouth off o' me stick!! ..... ew, now it's all soggy. that's the last time i trust YOU with my stick!!
EDGE: *BLUUUUUUUUUUSH!!*
JULIE: uh, oh! Hot Pockets is at it again! *dips cloth in cold water and runs to the EDGE* whew! his blushing is going down, we're ok!
MONA: *rings triangle*
ECHO: *rings square*
(revived)MULLENGIRL: *rings octagon*
MONA: dinner time! *rolling cart down aisle* you've got your choice of chicken nuggets or fish sticks.
BONO: DIBS ON CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!
MONA: em, well.... i kinda ate all those...
LARRY: i'll have fishsticks.
JULIE: you and your stick fetish! *MULLENGIRL faints* *EDGE blushes*
MONA: ok. *passes out dinners on plastic trays shaped like suitcases with red heart-shaped plates*
ADAM: em, i don't mean to complain but....
MONA: oh, yeah. well, they're frozen on the inside and burnt on the outside. i figured it balanced out.
BONO: well, it's a good thing Ali packed us some PB & J sammiches! yum!*opens lunchbox*
LARRY: *pushes service button*
*ding*
*MG plows past MONA, knocking her and the cart up into the air*
MULLENGIRL: you rang?
LARRY: i had some buttons.... they seem to have, em... run off...
*ring, ring*
BONO: hey! we have a phone in our plane? you girls are the greatest!! *grabs phone* Drop-The-Debt Jet. Good Afternoon, this is Bono. How may i service you?
ADAM: what? did he name the plane already? where was i?
EDGE: *turned around, kneeling on seat, he peeks over the back of his chair* yeah, i wanted to name it Suzie!
BONO: no! this isn't Speedy Pizza! *clunck* Wankers.
LOO: *snicker*
ECHO: Attention, please! we will be landing soon. please bring your seats all the way forward, put your tray tables up, and always wear a safety belt.
BONO: are we expecting any turbulance?
MONA: HOO~AHH!
EDGE: *blush!*
ADAM: wait! what's that latched onto the outside of your window, Bono?
JULIE: it's a bird! it's a plane! it's .... DISCO?!?!
BONO: *rolls down window* come in dear! why didn't you knock?
DISCO: *climbs in and settles in BONO's lap* thanks
TONY: *rushes in* quick! does anyone know where the big red "STOP" button is?
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~FDJ*
(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)
"Don't follow your dreams.... run with them"
