Ted Cruz today on CNN did two things that I believe are noteworthy in his defense of his wife against Trump's threats.
First off, he actually stole part of his statement verbatim from Michael Douglas in The American President, which is awesome. If we ever face an invasion, I hope he quotes Bill Pullman.
Secondly... when talking of how great his wife was, the first thing he said was that she was the daughter of missionaries to Africa.
So the favorite thing about his wife is that her parents tried to get brown people to obey the one true spaghetti monster... which, ya know, is fucking scary.
Trump has that I don't give a fuck what you think racism. Ted has the backhanded subtle kinda racism. Either way, it's all the same.
Oh, and fuck Ted Cruz.