Shuttlecock XXV: Praying for Bono's Ball Circulation

[LMP]

I'm shocked my photo hasn't made it on considering how many douchebags have seen photos of me.

Now that you've said it, expect an awkward Photoshop picture in the near future.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

I had 3 coworkers ask me to tell them all about the shows before 8 am this morning. One of them asked, "Did you really meet people from the interwebz?!"

 

[phillyfan26]

Now that you've said it, expect an awkward Photoshop picture in the near future.

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart.

You broke my heart.

 

[Diemen]

Your sig quote cracks me up, pfan.

 

[phillyfan26]

Your sig quote cracks me up, pfan.

The sad part is that he was trying to defend Michael Vick ... who the fucking Eagles signed. Damn you, Andy Reid.

 

[No spoken words]

I like the t-shirt idea.

 

[Diemen]

Front: NSW Ruined My Life

Back: U2:360

 

[No spoken words]

I'd wear it.

 

[joyfulgirl]

Now that you've said it, expect an awkward Photoshop picture in the near future.

 

[Dalton]

BTW - I went to U2 and all I got was this fuckin' cold.

It better not be the Swine.

 

[Dalton]

Joyful, you're older than I thought you were.

 

[No spoken words]

Joyful, you're older than I thought you were.

Such a charmer.

 

[No spoken words]

I had 3 coworkers ask me to tell them all about the shows before 8 am this morning. One of them asked, "Did you really meet people from the interwebz?!"

This was just your sick way of letting us all know how early you get to work.

 

[Dalton]

Such a charmer.

I thought she was 21-22ish (I knew she must be at least 17 cause GAF doesn't hit on her constantly), but I'm now guessing she's 28-29.

 

[No spoken words]

I thought she was 21-22ish (I knew she must be at least 17 cause GAF doesn't hit on her constantly), but I'm now guessing she's 28-29.

Well done.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

I get to work between 7:00-7:15.

This was just your sick way of letting us all know how early you get to work.

Meh, it's more to let you all know that my coworkers still speak to me after telling them I was going to hang out with people I met on the internet this weekend.

 

[No spoken words]

Meh, it's more to let you all know that my coworkers still speak to me after telling them I was going to hang out with people I met on the internet this weekend.

Lies.

Between 7 and 7:15?

Fuck.

Did you tell your coworkers that you didn't wind up meeting "NSW"? DID YOU????

 

[Dalton]

Off topic, but have I ever told you how much I enjoy reading when my colleagues are in an intellectual pissing match. Is "backhandery" a word? It should be.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Lies.

Between 7 and 7:15?

Fuck.

Did you tell your coworkers that you didn't wind up meeting "NSW"? DID YOU????

I WAS ON THE 100 LEVEL WAITING FOR YOU DOUCHEBAGS! I TRIED, OKAY??

I didn't tell my coworkers shit except that everyone was cool and I didn't meet any pedophiles or anything. That I know of.

I did tell them that there was an attendance list. Teachers appreciate that shit. No, actually, they shook their heads sadly. . .

 

[No spoken words]

I had coworkers ask me how the shows were, then they asked who I went with.

My reply?

"Friends".

Sort of suffices.

 

[u2popmofo]

I had coworkers ask me how the shows were, then they asked who I went with.

My reply?

"Friends".

Sort of suffices.

That was my explanation to everyone I know as well.

 

[martha]

I thought she was 21-22ish (I knew she must be at least 17 cause GAF doesn't hit on her constantly), but I'm now guessing she's 28-29.

Well done.

Indeed.

 

[No spoken words]

That was my explanation to everyone I know as well.

You consider me a.....a friend????

 

[No spoken words]

What up Martha.

 

[u2popmofo]

You consider me a.....a friend????

I almost even added some of youz guyz on Facebook, but I decided to be lazy instead.

 

[No spoken words]

I almost even added some of youz guyz on Facebook, but I decided to be lazy instead.

I'll friend request you; feel free to ignore it in your usual uppity Utah way.

 

[martha]

What up Martha.

Me?

I'm going to bed in 15 minutes, and with any luck I'll be sleeping by 9:15 or earlier. Two nights in a row of 10:30 to 4:30 sleeping is taking its toll.

I'm still disappointed I couldn't go to Chi and meet up with y'all.

And why the hell is Family Guy so esteemed? It's so fucking stupid.

If Mofo adds you, I'm friending him dammit. He can't hide forever.

 

[No spoken words]

Me?

I'm going to bed in 15 minutes, and with any luck I'll be sleeping by 9:15 or earlier. Two nights in a row of 10:30 to 4:30 sleeping is taking its toll.

I'm still disappointed I couldn't go to Chi and meet up with y'all.

And why the hell is Family Guy so esteemed? It's so fucking stupid.

If Mofo adds you, I'm friending him dammit. He can't hide forever.

4:30? Geez.

I never liked Family Guy either, but people I respect like it. Just not my bag.

 

[martha]

Yeah, I get up at 4:30 to go to the gym 4 mornings a week. Tomorrow I get to sleep till 6. If I can stay asleep that long. grrr

 

[u2popmofo]

I'll friend request you; feel free to ignore it in your usual uppity Utah way.

Still waiting, hate mongerer.