UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
You get into the minus scores because you carry an air of one who wears pink collared shirts and drinks beer from a plastic cup. Nevermind.
1.) I do not own any pink shirts. I suppose I'm either A.) not secure in my manhood or B.) I just don't fucking like pink.
2.) I drink from a bottle unless it's Guinness, in which case I drink tap in a pint glass, or Chimay which means it's a special occasion and I want a ncie fucking glass. I don't drink any alcohol from plastic. Probably why I hated frats so much. And to be quite honest, I find your accusation offensive. And no one has ever offended me on this site before. You fight dirty, woman. I like it. Though I'd suggest you knock it off, lest I call an army of Barbies to invade your home. I'll fucking do it. I don't give a fuck. True story, Darl.