Jeff Goldblum dead too??

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I think I have this whole thing figured out.

But guys... I do have some terrible news...


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BREAKING NEWS: THE QUEEN OF EGYPT FOUND DEAD INSIDE HER TOMB!!
(Cairo) The Queen of Egypt was just found dead by her pet camel "Jockey" in Giza, Egypt. The Queen, 870, apparently died of choking when a large cock ring was lodged in her throat. Authorities are currently speculating she mistook the cock ring for a doughnut, though witnesses said it might have been a hot dog. Stay tuned for the latest developements on this breaking story.
 
Mrs. Garrison said:
BREAKING NEWS: THE QUEEN OF EGYPT FOUND DEAD INSIDE HER TOMB!!
(Cairo) The Queen of Egypt was just found dead by her pet camel "Jockey" in Giza, Egypt. The Queen, 870, apparently died of choking when a large cock ring was lodged in her throat. Authorities are currently speculating she mistook the cock ring for a doughnut, though witnesses said it might have been a hot dog. Stay tuned for the latest developements on this breaking story.
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Easy mistake :D
 
Abe Lincoln's assassination -- chicagotribune.com

Holy shit.

Bob Secter said:
Abe Lincoln's assassination
Chicago mourns as a funeral train brings the president's body home to Illinois.

By Bob Secter | Chicago Tribune

More than 100,000 grieving Chicagoans meet Abraham Lincoln's funeral train here and file past his casket.

After holding the nation together through its darkest hours, AbrahamLincoln celebrated the end of the Civil War on Good Friday by taking in "Our American Cousin" at Ford's Theater in Washington. As Lincoln and his wife, Mary, watched the comedy, young actor and Confederate sympathizer John Wilkes Booth slipped into their box and shot the president in the head at point-blank range. Booth vaulted to the stage, breaking his left ankle, and fled.

Mortally wounded, Lincoln was carried across Tenth Street to a boarding house, where at 7:22 the next morning he died. "Now he belongs to the ages," said Secretary of War Edward M. Stanton, one of many at Lincoln's bedside. Booth was later surrounded and killed by a posse in Virginia.

A bulletin in the April 15 Tribune announced: "Terrible News. President Lincoln Assassinated at Ford's Theater. A Rebel Desperado Shoots Him Through the Head and Escapes." An editorial two days later said: "President Lincoln, whose life was covered with glory by his faithfulness to his country, has ascended to his God. Pale in death, murdered by the hellish spirit of slavery, his body lies at the nation's capital--a new sacrifice upon our country's altar." The nation, or at least the North, grieved openly as the president's black-draped funeral train retraced in reverse the zigzag, 1,700-mile route Lincoln had traveled in 1861 on his journey from Springfield to Washington for his inauguration.

On May 1, the train arrived in Chicago, which Lincoln had known well as a lawyer and rising politician. A crowd of 100,000 people gathered at the trestle along the lakeshore where the train stopped. Lincoln's casket was transferred to a hearse beneath a Gothic memorial arch, and then 36 maidens in white circled the scene, each dropping a flower near the coffin. Mourners by the tens of thousands followed the hearse to the Cook County courthouse, where Lincoln's body lay in an open casket as 125,000 people filed by. On May 3, he was laid to rest at Oak Ridge Cemetery in Springfield.
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impy13 said:
Guys, the ninja that killed David Carradine just died.



I actually like you, but I like even more that it always comes back to football with us.
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i mean is there anything else, other than all of these dead celebrities? Next time i rob a bank me and my posse are gonna dress up as the dead celebrities. Your gonna hear the news reporter say " John Wayne shot dead today in attempted bank heist in Houston Tx by bank security guard Don Knotts, who was also involved in the holdup"
 
I'm still reeling from the Harrison Ford comment. Good God.

Tommy Wiseau also died. Goddamn it, Lisa.
 
He finally gets to be with his Momma and his Jenny again. :sad:
 
Also, the two movies Goldblum's involved with right now aren't taking place on Middle Earth. Holla.
 
My brother has edited Wikipedia to say Hanks is dead at least five times, because it amuses him.
LMP said:
Also, the two movies Goldblum's involved with right now aren't taking place on Middle Earth. Holla.
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That just makes it all the stranger that he would die from a fall there, doesn't it?
 
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