guess the title of U2's new album and song titles...

[clerks]

I think it might be fun to guess the title of the next album... not to mention guess the title of the songs...

Well it will have 10 or 11 tracks most likely...

First try --

I think this will go away from the long titles and go back to a shorter one...

FUTURE PAST PRESENT

1.) Zipper
2.) Lucked Out
3.) Apologies Without meaning
4.) Laughing At Myself
5.) Dialogue
6.) Master and Slave
7.) Mute
8.) Self Esteem
9.) Letter to Whom It May Concern
10.) Grip
11.) Dedication

U2 always has great album titles and song names, don't you think? It's an underrated skill.

Of course, I do have like 10 songs called GONE by many different artists... it seems to be a popular title.

So, now make your own list and tell me if you like any of my names... I don't know about you, but as soon as I read the title

CITY OF BLINDING LIGHTS... i knew it would be good... U2 songs will long titles are usually pretty great songs...

 

[Axver]

Album title: We Were Trying To Think Of A Long Witty Name But Instead We Chose This Because We're U2 And We're Allowed To Have Insanely Long Names To Make Up For The Fact Our First Three Albums Had Single-Word Titles And The Other Fact That All Song Titles On This Album Are Single-Word Titles

Tracklisting:
1. Mercy
2. Ercym
3. Rcyme
4. Cymer
5. Ymerc
6. Ycrem
7. Cremy
8. Remyc
9. Emycr
10. Mycre
11. Mercycrem
12. Ycremercy

 

[bono_man2002]

U2's New Album:

Title: "Encorla Here's an Italian Lesson for you, the word is Encorla, which in english means again, like in the opera, when they played the same song again"

(lets see an advertisment for that)

1.Vertigo
2.Vertigo
3.Vertigo
4.Vertigo
5.Vertigo
6.Vertigo
7.Vertigo
8.Vertigo
9.Vertigo
10.Vertigo
11.Vertigo / Stories For Boys

Feauturing the hit single Vertigo.

 

[Axver]

U2's New Album:

Title: "Encorla Here's an Italian Lesson for you, the word is Encorla, which in english means again, like in the opera, when they played the same song again"

(lets see an advertisment for that)

1.Vertigo
2.Vertigo
3.Vertigo
4.Vertigo
5.Vertigo
6.Vertigo
7.Vertigo
8.Vertigo
9.Vertigo
10.Vertigo
11.Vertigo / Stories For Boys

Feauturing the hit single Vertigo.

Where's Vertigo / Rockaway Beach?

 

[U2DMfan]

Pissed Drunk Wearing No Pants

1. Flower Girl
2. Joy Child
3. Sitting on a Fence on a Small Farm
4. Hesitate
5. You You You
6. Watering Cans
7. Yo Jehovah!
8. Gardens and Lights of Cities
9. Not Good Just Great
10. Oslo
11. Weedkiller

 

[Earnie Shavers]

"HES-I-TA-TION!"

 

[Aardvark747]

7. Yo Jehovah!

This is hilarious!

 

[U2DMfan]

it's the third brother of Elevation and Levitate, of course.

 

[bono_man2002]

Where's Vertigo / Rockaway Beach?

Its a hidden bonus track

 

[Queen Bee]

The album title is going to be dedicated to me and every track is going to mention my name.

 

[Axver]

The album title is going to be dedicated to me and every track is going to mention my name.

Title: Wellington > Queen Bee

1. Why Wellington Rocks And Queen Bee Doesn't
2. Why Queen Bee Sucks
3. We'll Play Wellington This Tour Instead Of Playing Where Queen Bee Lives
4. Queen Bee Will Never See Us Live Again
5. Banning Queen Bee From Concerts Is Fun
6. Queen Bee Is Not Cool
7. If Only Queen Bee Were Awesome Like Wellington
8. Queen Bee Can't Compete With Wellington
9. Queen Bee Will Never Rule The Universe
10. Who Is Queen Bee Anyway?

 

[Queen Bee]

 

[Axver]

 

[gareth brown]

1. Insert
2. really
3. unfunny
4. joke
5. here
6. involving
7. u2
8. in-
9. -jokes
10. etc

 

[matt76]

1. Mercy
2. Bulldozer (remember this one Larry)

can't be arsed to write anymore

 

[Ifeelnumb84]

Maybe they'll finally call an album "Man" and then in like 2015 release their last album, entitled "Geezer."

 

[Numb1075]

Title: The World Can be Ours

1. The World Can be Ours
2. Soar
3. Heaven's Gates
4. Divinity
5. Let's Make the Best of it
6. Lift My Heart
7. Wrecking Ball
8. Blink
9. Hole in the Roof (when will the rains stop)
10. Message for You
11. Time to Go

 

[the tourist]

Where The Wind Blows Under The Moon

01. Saturn's Rings
02. Northern Star
03. Mercy
04. The Sun, The Moon
05. Look For The Answers And You'll Find Them
06. Treason
07. Solar Eclipse
08. The Third Morning
09. Sailing Across The Atlantic Toward Atlantis
10. Oxygen Tanks
11. Where The Wind Blows Under The Moon

 

[bono_man2002]

Why Do We Have To Wait Another 4 Years - Part III

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.


I havent got track names, I thought it was just a good title

 

[jacobus]

THE RETURN OF THE BLOWFLY

01 Colored Shades
02 Fat Bastard
03 Bulldoze The Bogey
04 Seven
05 Ankara
06 Silver Surfer
07 Lost
08 My Boner
09 Walk On Water
10 Rolling
11 Brain Insane
12 Glow

 

[Numbology]

PUNK ROCK ON VENUS

1 .A Catchy Song
2. A Ballad
3. Hey Coldplay, Try To Copy This One!
4. The Goal Is Mole
5. The Second Single
6. Dial M For Meatball
7. The Man Who Talked Too Much
8. A Filler
9. Montevideo
10. A Boy And His MOFO
11. Wake Up Yahweh

 

[bono_man2002]

3. Hey Coldplay, Try To Copy This One!

 

[gareth brown]

i must ask where these 'serious' listing people are getting their ideas...?!

 

[GibsonGirl]

The album title is going to be dedicated to me and every track is going to mention my name.

And the cover will be a holographic image of your balding Bono gif morphing into a picture of your face.

 

[deltau922]

These are hella funny.

1. Caricature of Myself
2. Have Another Grape
3. Footys
4. Star-Spangled Banter
5. Manny Being Manny
6. One Big Tractor (With One Big Wheel)
7. Get Boo-Berry Cereal Or Die Tryin'
8. Porn Turn-offs
9. Break The Habit
10. No Shame In My Game
11. Topeka
12. Larry Mullet Jr.

 

[Queen Bee]

And the cover will be a holographic image of your balding Bono gif morphing into a picture of your face.

Our Photoshop skills combined can produce album covers that blow out anything Four5One's ever made out of the water

 

[4EVRU2]

Maybe they'll finally call an album "Man" and then in like 2015 release their last album, entitled "Geezer."

 

[youtooellen]

U2: Reloaded (and Four Years Older)

1. Bonofication
2. Edgified
3. Adamnation
4. Larry... (w/ Bono on guitar and Edge on vocals)
5. Lose Yourself (Eminem Cover)
6. Mercy (New Mix feat. Snoop Dogg)
7. One (feat. Hilary Duff, Ashley Simpson, Britney Spears, etc.)
8. Sunday Bloody Sunday (feat. George W. Bush)
9. Dancing Queen (ABBA Cover)

--

on a serious note, trying to figure out either one would be pretty darn tough..

 

[jacobus]

the next and definitely U2s last album will be released on Nov. 19 in 2007
ANOTHER BORING DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BLOWFLY

01 42° Celsius
02 Dunghill Adventures
03 Rollin' Henry
04 Immaculate Conception
05 Valparaiso
06 Golden Shower
07 Rip Off
08 My Boner
09 Loudmouth
10 Jump Puppy
11 My Friend Jesus
12 A Blow Job Given By A Blowfly

 

[bono_man2002]