The Temple Bar: Where The F@ck did the Summer Go? UYMFA, That's Where!

[RedRocksU2]

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[BAW]

You should get up and go kick someone's ass now - just to complete the badass image you got going on with the tea and muffin.

:snort!:

 

[cruzila]

Thanks, I'll be celebrating by sticking my head through the document shredder.

I'd suggest starting smaller. I tried the head. Didn't work. Got stuck.

 

[RavenBlue]

Thanks, I'll be celebrating by sticking my head through the document shredder.

I hope you're able to find a position where you'll want to celebrate by some less messy means

 

[redhotswami]

I'd suggest starting smaller. I tried the head. Didn't work. Got stuck.

maybe you can start with your boss' timesheet

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

nothing wrong with job searching, April! congrats to you though!! that really is an accomplishment. i've never worked at the same place for more than a year i think i have commitment issues.

I do, too.

Before I started working for this company (again - I worked for them for a time back in the late 90's) the longest I had held a job was a week short of a year.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I have a muffin and some red bull. THAT is how you really get ready to kick some ass, foo!

 

[RedRocksU2]

I phail.

 

[redhotswami]

i have a banana \m/

 

[UberBeaver]

I have a muffin and some red bull. THAT is how you really get ready to kick some ass, foo!

Ifyou two fought now it'd be like watching a Tae Kwan Do Zen Master battle a crackhead trying to get $2 to buy some more crack/red bull. I'd pay good money to watch that.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I would totally kick April's butt.

 

[cruzila]

 

[redhotswami]

don't forget, April has a shredder

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[UberBeaver]

don't forget, April has a shredder

And a habit to support. See the things with crackheads/red bull addicts is that they make you think the fight is over, like they'll play dead, then when you're getting ready to leave, BAM, right in the back of the head. Luckily, Carlos will have his chi centered, so he'll be expecting it. It would be a great fight.

 

[RedRocksU2]

< Black belt in Karate. Pfft.

 

[BAW]

< Black belt in Karate. Pfft.

Remember when you gave me that roundhouse kick to the head because I ate some of your nachos without asking?

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yeah, don't do that again.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

And a habit to support. See the things with crackheads/red bull addicts is that they make you think the fight is over, like they'll play dead, then when you're getting ready to leave, BAM, right in the back of the head. Luckily, Carlos will have his chi centered, so he'll be expecting it. It would be a great fight.

v

Oh yeah baby, BRING IT!

 

[RavenBlue]

Also, April is a disgruntled employee.. so who knows what she could be like in a fight.

 

[UberBeaver]

^ That's an excellent point.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

And I also have boobs - I could use them to my advantage somehow

 

[RavenBlue]

Yes, that is true. Boobs usually carry distractive powers with males.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

And I also have boobs - I could use them to my advantage somehow

Do it....do it....DO IT!!!!


OK...I've gotta run to a meeting with images of April using her boobs...thanks a lot...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Do it....do it....DO IT!!!!


OK...I've gotta run to a meeting with images of April using her boobs...thanks a lot...

I swear to god, we have such a deep connection.

It's like I say something and you come.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I swear to god, we have such a deep connection.

It's like I say something and you come.

Literally and figuratively...

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yes, that is true. Boobs usually carry distractive powers with males.

I am not a "boob guy" ...I prefer nice butts.

 

[RavenBlue]

Well, I'm sure that April could find a way to work with that.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I am not a "boob guy" ...I prefer nice butts.

Booties are good too...