LarryMullen's POPAngel
Blue Crack Distributor
Re: I'm going to need a voice box thingy in hell.
UberBeaver said:I know it's a horrible thing to say, but you know how that have that commercial with the guy that has the throat vocalizer thing, and he says something "I need this cause I was smoking"? Do you think, in light of this new info, they will have commericals with guys saying, "I need this cause I'm a freak that can't get enough of the punanay?"
Will cigarette companies be able to use that defense at trials? "Mr. Wilson, before you developed your throat ailment, how much pananay were you chomping on? 4, 5 a week? Were you mad freaking that punanay, Mr. Wilson?"
"I, uhhhhh, I was - "
"Or maybe you were mad freakin it with the fellas, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR WILSON?"
"NoOoOOooooOoOoO."
"Your honor, my client did not develop his condition from cigarettes, nay, he got it from the fellas! I demaned the charges be dropped!"