The Temple Bar: We've got Denial and Urban Legends...UP YOUR FUCKING ASS

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Re: I'm going to need a voice box thingy in hell.

I know it's a horrible thing to say, but you know how that have that commercial with the guy that has the throat vocalizer thing, and he says something "I need this cause I was smoking"? Do you think, in light of this new info, they will have commericals with guys saying, "I need this cause I'm a freak that can't get enough of the punanay?"

Will cigarette companies be able to use that defense at trials? "Mr. Wilson, before you developed your throat ailment, how much pananay were you chomping on? 4, 5 a week? Were you mad freaking that punanay, Mr. Wilson?"
"I, uhhhhh, I was - "
"Or maybe you were mad freakin it with the fellas, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR WILSON?"
"NoOoOOooooOoOoO."
"Your honor, my client did not develop his condition from cigarettes, nay, he got it from the fellas! I demaned the charges be dropped!"

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm contemplating cutting off my hair. It reaches to my nose in front, and over the collar in back. This is longest my hair has been since I was in college, maybe even longer than that.

I guess I could cut into a normal hair cut, or I could shave it bald. I don't know. Maybe I'll just keep letting it grow. I kinda like it long, but it's thinning up front and I think it might look stupid. I don't want to be the comb over dude.

 

[redkat]

I say cut it!

Can we vote?

 

[UberBeaver]

Sure. However, my hair is not subject to Democratic rule. It is it's own sovereign, uh....hair. So sure, you can vote.

 

[Thora]

Yes - let's make a poll!

 

[redkat]

Sure. However, my hair is not subject to Democratic rule. It is it's own sovereign, uh....hair. So sure, you can vote.

No your hair has to do what we say

 

[UberBeaver]

No your hair has to do what we say

My hair has never done what anyone has ever told it to do. It's not straight or curly or wavy, it just IS. It moves in it's own way. It doesn't stay down or up or whatever it's supposed to be doing. Nay, not one among thee can tame me hair! NAY I SAY!


I've always hated my hair. I wanted that floppy skateboarder hair when I was a teenager, but I had some weird Italian afro. I couldn't even keep a proper mullet (blessing in disguise?) So unless I chop it off, it's gonna do what it wants. And I imagine that when I do go to cut it off, it will put up a fight, it'll go all medusa on the barber and shit. On the news they'll be all, "A fifth Long Island area barber has been found in his shop, turned to stone."

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Kat, I admire the fact that you've had the same sig and avatar since I've known you.

I'm so messed up, even in my Interland life. :schitzo:

Beav, cut the hair!

 

[redkat]

I don't like change



I do like short hair on guys though

Did you see that movie in the 90's, maybe it was tales from the darkside or twilight zonish thing where this hair took on a life of it's own seriously freaked me out!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I have ADD, I think it's been well determined by now.

(Not slighting anyone who really does have it - my mom swears up and down that I really do, even though I was never officially tested for it. She's probably right.)

I was a Tales from the Crypt kinda girl. Talk about freaky!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'll tell ya... stealing someone else's wireless connection is a hit or miss prospect.

had a signal around 2ish, lost it, picked it up again.

we're 3 beers deep and counting.

yahtzee!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

gonna be a long night... who wants drunk phone calls?!?!

 

[the rockin edge]

drunk calls.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

nothing quite like sitting on a porch in long beach with a beer in one hand, laptop with stolen internect connection in front of you and some pearl jam on the iPod

i'm in heaven... if only this were my house and not my sister's

 

[UberBeaver]

i'll tell ya... stealing someone else's wireless connection is a hit or miss prospect.

had a signal around 2ish, lost it, picked it up again.

we're 3 beers deep and counting.

yahtzee!

You shouldn't keep a laptop that close to beers. Bad things happen.


ETA: Oh, nevermind. I thought you were in a bar in Jersey, for some reason. WTF?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

gonna be a long night... who wants drunk phone calls?!?!

And this would be different from any other UF show night how?????

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the beer is in the chair cup holder... the laptop is on the plastic table. we've got plenty of distance.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

And this would be different from any other UF show night how?????

touche'

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

touche'

 

[Thora]

nothing quite like sitting on a porch in long beach with a beer in one hand, laptop with stolen internect connection in front of you and some pearl jam on the iPod

i'm in heaven... if only this were my house and not my sister's

Sounds wonderful!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the ocean's a block to my right, the bay's a block to my left...

 

[the rockin edge]

pearl jam

 

[UberBeaver]

So you're sittin just a block from the bay? Watchin' the tide slip away?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

wastin' time

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

pearl jam

i'm glad i'm not the only one who's had an unhealthy obsession with PJ over the past couple of weeks

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i think it's hilarious how between the hours of 3 and 5 traffic on interference comes to a screeching hault as those of us who post from work attempt to catch up on all the work we've been procrastinating over all day.

 

[Thora]

I wish I could be outside. Stupid work getting in the way of my relaxing time!

 

[redkat]

<jealous of Shannon

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I got two more things to send out then I'm taking the fuck off.

Gotta stop at the liquor store on the way home. I think I'm going to workout, too, since I've been eating like crap all week and haven't had the time to.

25 minutes.