sorry I only got as far as the gerard depardieu part and already lol. I so have a crush on that one guy.
the stripey shirt! the jacques cousteau
omg, when we moved here I think for weeks my bro and made my mom spend an extra 10 mins in the supermarche just picking up the products and reading all the bilingual labels. I think* she may have grabbed one (haricots verts
- I remember to this day) off me and then sort of gently slammed it against my head. nothing awful, she just had had a horrbible day to that point. I can't even imagine having me as a teenager.
at "non". I called the school board to volunteer a few yrs ago, and the only school that needed anyone was a french only school around the corner. I told the chick I spoke very very minimal french "vin rose" etc. and she said oh never mind, you'll be fine. well the actual volunteering was a bit of a nightmare but really fun, and there was a hot, I mean hot, phys ed. teach which made it all good. till one day, the teacher needs to go to the office and asks me to mind the class. I said, of course, you'll be quick right?. While she's gone, knock on the door - I answer, hot, hot phys ed guy, with one of the kids. He starts yammering on in french, causing me to get even more flustered, and ends with what sounds like a question. Me? I say "non". him - stares blankly and repeats. Me - "non. non parle francais" him - chuckle, grabs kid by the hair and hauls him to the principals office. who wants a guy that grabs a kid by the hair anyway
fucking kids in the class laughed all day at me for that one and told their teacher. bastards.
I love this video
*yes