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Old 04-16-2007, 08:31 PM   #241
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Old 04-16-2007, 08:32 PM   #242
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I love drunk snow

did we vote on going south of the border cuz i'm pretty sure bad things will happen there :scared:
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Old 04-16-2007, 08:35 PM   #243
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ok i've got half an hour of juice left in my battery... have i thrown any more doritos?
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Old 04-16-2007, 08:36 PM   #244
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I just ate a bag of doritos they were so good...thank you for the inspiration UB
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Please don't let Kathie be in charge of map-reading, or I'm doomed!

By the way, is this the getaway vehicle?
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The gang begins the long trek to The Caves. From the parking lot they load up into the cars and head south, towards the rain forests of South America. Red Kat travels in a trunk due to her fair skin, and Snow crawls in next to her just to be annoying. Reg sets up the live web feed and gets a better part in this tale because of it. (ED - )

Down through Mexico, Honduras, Costa Rica they go. In Colombia a misunderstanding leads to Snow being traded and sold on the streets of Barranquilla. When the locals discover she cannot be snorted, and Headache refuses to part with the bola and bottle of Aquadiente he got in exchange for her, Tre is able to free her by playing the Gipsy King version of Hotel California while Redkat uses teh distraction to free Snow. Snow, however, having decided she really enjoyed Aguadiente decides she really doesn't want to leave and tells Kat "to sit have a drink, sit a have a drink, COME ON AND SIT AND HAVE ONE DRINK - JUST ONE DRINK with me...why won't you drink with me....are you mad at me? I'm sorry...you're a good superhero, and I MEAN THAT! You're a good superhero....am I on a Donkey?" Reg looks up at her, and says, "Yes, a Donkey. That's what you're riding." "Oh good, I like donkeys," to which Reg replies, "And Donkey's like you, believe me." Snow slaps the donkey to make it go faster and then falls asleep. This does not phase Reg.

Just as everyone is loaded in the cars and ready to continue the quest, 78 notices that Tre is missing. VP and Bri are sent with NSW to find out where he could be. As they approach the town they hear a wild party and some loud, abrasive guitar. The guitar stop and a famliair voice says in a foreign tongue, "Metal arriba su fucking culo!" At this NSW shakes his head and VP and Bri make their move. "Este es un cancion para su fucking madre!" calls out Tre before launching into "Wonderwall". Bri grabs Tre and drags him from the stage while VP sets off a smoke bomb in front of the stage. NSW leads the way back to the cars where Snow is found half in the trunk discussing her hatred for donkeys.

With everyone back together, they continue the voyage south.
Beav, thanks for the laughs this story has been providing me with. Today's been a shitty day all around, but this has been a great sporadic distraction, no joke. Great stuff, and, the trading/sale of Snow, for whatever reason, made me laugh the most.
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It's been nearly 2 hours since the last installment. What? Is Beav too busy with his "family" to give us another fix?

I think the decent - nay, the ONLY - thing for them to do is to realize that he's needed here as our primary source of entertainment, and step aside for the time being, so that he can continue his saga.


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I love drunk snow

did we vote on going south of the border cuz i'm pretty sure bad things will happen there :scared:
Ok I missed an installment. We're south to save Lila from the smilies

damn right i'm reading the map Lila, you best be praying right now
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Please, I beg you :Pray: , put redkat back in the trunk












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Who the hell was that and why was she crying??? Sanjaya's relative or friend in some way?
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