The Temple Bar - Making a pre-emptive strike... UYMFA

[daygloeyes2]

U2Dem you have a lot more patience than I would have.

Yeah it sucks Mia. I'm hoping to be better and back at work by the weekend.

 

[UberBeaver]

Now you have to keep it up for the sake of comedy.

The boy makes a valid point.


Post his repsonses here and we'll help you get rid of him.

 

[Dalton]

Now he's going on about stuff I REALLY don't care about.

HIM: my best friend's relationship with a girl he's been dating since his freshman year in college (1+ years now) might be ending
ME (4:04:48 PM): sorry to hear that. these things happen. over the summer my roommate from fresh/soph years dumped her b/f on their 3rd anniversary
HIM (4:06:08 PM): ouch that is cold
ME (4:06:12 PM): yup
HIM (4:06:29 PM): haha at least she didnt dump her bf over a 2 min long distance phone call like my ex did
HIM (4:07:20 PM): haha that break up night was funny...i went clubbing with 3 girls
HIM(4:09:05 PM): i really dont like to talk about her too much, but i talk about the break up cus it was funny


I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: My shrink thinks you're crazy.

 

[Dalton]

DG, I'm just getting over the walking P. Sucks.

I hope you feel better soon. Please remember to eat as much as you can when taking your antibiotics. They about killed me Sunday.

 

[phillyfan26]

He's either going to keep talking about girls or he'll veer off into even worse things like something he collects or his health problems in high school.

Either way, the unintentional comedy scale will be up around 85.

 

[redhotswami]

U2Dem you have a lot more patience than I would have.

Yeah it sucks Mia. I'm hoping to be better and back at work by the weekend.

That's great if you can get better by the weekend! It sucks being sick.

 

[UberBeaver]

Since he's a political minded fella, talk about Battlestar Galactica, but be sure to preference it with, "Man, I can't wait til March." "Why?" "Ummm, oh, I don't know. The return of the most politically insightful show in history?" "King of Queens?" "Battlestar Galactica!"

 

[Dalton]

U2Dem, please start asking him really random questions like, "How many peanuts can you fit in your ears?"

"Whats the longest amount of time you've let an animal lick your face?"

 

[daygloeyes2]

Thanks Dalton. I never lose my appetite even when I'm sick. It's weird.

 

[UberBeaver]

Send him this picture and ask his professional opinion.

 

[redhotswami]

 

[daygloeyes2]

 

[phillyfan26]

My one buddy is the dumbest person I know. Here's a snippet of a conversation with him I saved:

ME: THATS THE SINGLEST MOST FUCKING RETARDED STATEMENT YOUVE EVER MADE
ME: and youve made some pretty dumb ones
ME: that somehow tops them all
ME: you just blew my mind

That was after five minutes. This one went on for like an hour.

 

[Dalton]

I love history.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo

 

[U2democrat]

The funny thing is, this guy looks like Napoleon Dynamite...and he acts like a ladies man. Must be the fro.

 

[UberBeaver]

My one buddy is the dumbest person I know. Here's a snippet of a conversation with him I saved:

ME: THATS THE SINGLEST MOST FUCKING RETARDED STATEMENT YOUVE EVER MADE
ME: and youve made some pretty dumb ones
ME: that somehow tops them all
ME: you just blew my mind

That was after five minutes. This one went on for like an hour.

What did he say? Cause that might be funny.

 

[UberBeaver]

OMG WORMHOLE!!!! WTF!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!

 

[U2democrat]

 

[phillyfan26]

What did he say? Cause that might be funny.

We were arguing about how one defines friends. He essentially said that everyone he knows are his friends, whether or not he hangs out with them. He tried to use examples, none of which made sense.

I tell him he's an idiot on a regular basis.

 

[U2democrat]

I'd say that's justified.

 

[Dalton]

We were arguing about how one defines friends. He essentially said that everyone he knows are his friends, whether or not he hangs out with them. He tried to use examples, none of which made sense.

I tell him he's an idiot on a regular basis.

Did you use yourself as a counterexample? See, I am NOT your friend. I call you an idiot all the time.

 

[Dalton]

Why haven't we got any updates on the douche in chat?

 

[U2democrat]

I turned the subject to the delicious chicken parmesean that's served at our school. However, if he says something douche-ish I'll certainly post it.

 

[phillyfan26]

It came out of a separate argument in which he was disappointed he didn't throw a party one night. When I told him that not many people would go ... that's when the argument started going towards the direction it did.

But yes, let's hear more from the freshie.

 

[U2democrat]

He brags that he's good at organization skills because of his work through the boy scouts.................

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

OMG WORMHOLE!!!! WTF!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!

you really need to stop doing that...

 

[U2democrat]

I want him to say something stupid so I can post it

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

He brags that he's good at organization skills because of his work through the boy scouts.................

Marry him...

 

[U2democrat]

Oh woooooooooow.

He just edited his work info on facebook and added "Students for Barack Obama" as his employer...

So he started a chapter, that does not count as "work"

 

[U2democrat]

Marry him...

That's frightening.