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Old 05-14-2007, 05:32 PM   #31
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I need to stop reading this while I'm at work!
the one advantage of working from home
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OK, I'll stop...

I could write this crap all day...
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the one advantage of working from home
I love working at home. I hardly ever get to though. It's actually quite stupid for me to go to an office, really. I am the only person in my group there, and I tend to wander off. When I'm home, I'm the only person in my office there, and I tend to wander off, but I don't burn gas and kill the ozone layer. My company hates the Ozone layer. WTF?



Are we still worried about the Ozone layer? Did they fix that? Are we worried about some other shit now? I'm so confused.


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OK, I'll stop...

I could write this crap all day...
BOOOOOOOO! Don't let The Man hold you back. Write like wind, mother fucker. WRITE! Oh Captain My Captain and all that shit. Marrow of life. Dead Poets....stuff.
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Old 05-14-2007, 06:17 PM   #34
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Little did Horton know
That his girl's getup was all for show
She wore a short skirt made of leather
And a shirt no bigger than a swallow's feather
Horton was aching, his sacked weighed a ton
So he ran to the bathroom and shot like a gun

Dr. Reg....Horton is Horny
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I'm dying here. Dying, I tell you!



I think I'm gonna get in trouble.
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Somewhere, Theodore Giesel is turning in his grave.
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OK, I'll stop...I don't wanna be the cause of your termination Thora...






Well maybe one more:

All the Who's gathered in one place
Caught a glimpse of Horton's face
As out of the bathroom he came a walking
Wondering why all the Who's were gawking
Horton looked south and saw to his horror
His fly open and his Who Sword dragging on the floor

Dr. Reg....Horton Gains Respect
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OK, I'll stop...I don't wanna be the cause of your termination Thora...
No worries, Reg! It's all good.
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horror and floor? Rhyme? Oh dear

Carpe Diem!
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Carpe Diem!
Damnit don't get all technical on me now!!! You wouldn't want to see your name in a Horton story....would you...

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sorry Dr. Reg Please don't hurt me. Too much.
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Horton got out the chains and the whips
And grabbed Lila about the hips
Bending her over he yelled 'Here I come China'
And proceeded to drill her.....

Uh...I have now crossed the line....


I regress.....
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I regress.....
seriously - is it possible for you to regress any more?


I keed...no stopping...

forge ahead Dr. Reg
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seriously - is it possible for you to regress any more?


I keed...no stopping...

forge ahead Dr. Reg

True, true...

I will be back later to finish my masterpiece...now I need time to think and recharge.... my batteries....

I shall return....
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