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Old 05-05-2008, 02:21 AM   #871
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And more emogothy!
You have no idea.

Webcam screenshot of me at age 18 (2003) :

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You have no idea.

Webcam screenshot of me at age 18 (2003) :

I'm sorry, but
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I had no idea that even existed until last summer. Apparently my friend Vanessa took the screenshot and held on to it all this time. I facepalmed greatly when she showed it to me.
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Hey, LM, look up a band with the delightful name of Anal Cunt. I suspect they're just taking the piss - or they really are horrible, horrible people. Here's a sample - the lyrics to You Got Date Raped.

you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck
he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck

[chorus:]
you got date raped, date raped [x4]

you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears
but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beers

[chorus]

next time you go out bring a chapperone or friend
or you'll probably end up getting date raped again
you got date raped
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:24 AM   #875
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Hey, LM, look up a band with the delightful name of Anal Cunt. I suspect they're just taking the piss - or they really are horrible, horrible people. Here's a sample - the lyrics to You Got Date Raped.

you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck
he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck

[chorus:]
you got date raped, date raped [x4]

you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears
but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beers

[chorus]

next time you go out bring a chapperone or friend
or you'll probably end up getting date raped again
you got date raped
It looks like a mixture of FYM logic and absolutely no tact whatsoever.
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:25 AM   #876
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I had no idea that even existed until last summer. Apparently my friend Vanessa took the screenshot and held on to it all this time. I facepalmed greatly when she showed it to me.


Get that owned feeling, eh?
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:27 AM   #877
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I'm going to add a line into this song about mother earth wishing it could have aborted me.
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:27 AM   #878
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It looks like a mixture of FYM logic and absolutely no tact whatsoever.
I wonder if this is the iron horse's theme song?

RECYCLING IS GAY

You PC fucking faggot
Why don't you throw it away
I'll never recycle
There's nothing you can say

Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay

My garbage can is filled
With plastic, cans and glass
If you tell me to recycle
I'm going to kick your ass

Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:29 AM   #879
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I wonder if this is the iron horse's theme song?

RECYCLING IS GAY
I can hardly believe this band exists.
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Granted, this is me last summer:



I think it's an improvement, although that's a wig. I can't actually keep black hair without hating it.
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Granted, this is me last summer:



I think it's an improvement, although that's a wig. I can't actually keep black hair without hating it.
Is everything else a piss-take, or just the wig?
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Anal Cunt are hilarious. They're taking the piss, by the way. They recorded an acoustic album of cheesy love songs that is funny as fuck.
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I can hardly believe this band exists.
Go nuts, check out their stuff here, it brings the lulz in a horrible way: http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

Titles to the first six songs on It Just Gets Worse:

1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:34 AM   #884
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Go nuts, check out their stuff here, it brings the lulz in a horrible way: http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

Titles to the first six songs on It Just Gets Worse:

1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
"I Lit Your Baby On Fire" FTMFW
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Anal Cunt are hilarious. They're taking the piss, by the way. They recorded an acoustic album of cheesy love songs that is funny as fuck.
If they were Norwegian rather than American, I would suspect they're dead serious, given the fucking creepy shit that came out of the Norwegian black metal scene.

And one of the members of Anal Cunt did Impaled Northern Moonforest, the greatest black metal parody ever. Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar is my favourite song title ever.
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