Sugar Tit, SC superthread

[DreamOutLoud13]

And more emogothy!

You have no idea.

Webcam screenshot of me at age 18 (2003) :

 

[LemonMelon]

You have no idea.

Webcam screenshot of me at age 18 (2003) :

I'm sorry, but

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I had no idea that even existed until last summer. Apparently my friend Vanessa took the screenshot and held on to it all this time. I facepalmed greatly when she showed it to me.

 

[Axver]

Hey, LM, look up a band with the delightful name of Anal Cunt. I suspect they're just taking the piss - or they really are horrible, horrible people. Here's a sample - the lyrics to You Got Date Raped.

you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck
he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck

[chorus:]
you got date raped, date raped [x4]

you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears
but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beers

[chorus]

next time you go out bring a chapperone or friend
or you'll probably end up getting date raped again
you got date raped

 

[LemonMelon]

Hey, LM, look up a band with the delightful name of Anal Cunt. I suspect they're just taking the piss - or they really are horrible, horrible people. Here's a sample - the lyrics to You Got Date Raped.

you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck
he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck

[chorus:]
you got date raped, date raped [x4]

you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears
but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beers

[chorus]

next time you go out bring a chapperone or friend
or you'll probably end up getting date raped again
you got date raped

It looks like a mixture of FYM logic and absolutely no tact whatsoever.

 

[Axver]

I had no idea that even existed until last summer. Apparently my friend Vanessa took the screenshot and held on to it all this time. I facepalmed greatly when she showed it to me.

Get that owned feeling, eh?

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm going to add a line into this song about mother earth wishing it could have aborted me.

 

[Axver]

It looks like a mixture of FYM logic and absolutely no tact whatsoever.

I wonder if this is the iron horse's theme song?

RECYCLING IS GAY

You PC fucking faggot
Why don't you throw it away
I'll never recycle
There's nothing you can say

Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay

My garbage can is filled
With plastic, cans and glass
If you tell me to recycle
I'm going to kick your ass

Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay
Recycling is gay

 

[LemonMelon]

I wonder if this is the iron horse's theme song?

RECYCLING IS GAY

I can hardly believe this band exists.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Granted, this is me last summer:

I think it's an improvement, although that's a wig. I can't actually keep black hair without hating it.

 

[LemonMelon]

Granted, this is me last summer:

I think it's an improvement, although that's a wig. I can't actually keep black hair without hating it.

Is everything else a piss-take, or just the wig?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Anal Cunt are hilarious. They're taking the piss, by the way. They recorded an acoustic album of cheesy love songs that is funny as fuck.

 

[Axver]

I can hardly believe this band exists.

Go nuts, check out their stuff here, it brings the lulz in a horrible way: http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

Titles to the first six songs on It Just Gets Worse:

1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos

 

[LemonMelon]

Go nuts, check out their stuff here, it brings the lulz in a horrible way: http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

Titles to the first six songs on It Just Gets Worse:

1. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
2. Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
3. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
4. Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
5. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
6. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos

"I Lit Your Baby On Fire" FTMFW

 

[Axver]

Anal Cunt are hilarious. They're taking the piss, by the way. They recorded an acoustic album of cheesy love songs that is funny as fuck.

If they were Norwegian rather than American, I would suspect they're dead serious, given the fucking creepy shit that came out of the Norwegian black metal scene.

And one of the members of Anal Cunt did Impaled Northern Moonforest, the greatest black metal parody ever. Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar is my favourite song title ever.

 

[Varitek]

so all, if i were gonna listen to 1-2 kinks albums, what would they be?

also do you folks know bloc party? they're not bad

 

[The Sad Punk]

"I Noticed That You're Gay" and "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man" are both kind of catchy songs.

 

[Axver]

"I Lit Your Baby On Fire" FTMFW

I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog just makes me think of the best Lionel Hutz scene ever.

Oh no, we've drawn Judge Snyder ...

 

[LemonMelon]

so all, if i were gonna listen to 1-2 kinks albums, what would they be?

Village Green Preservation Society
Lola Vs. Powerman

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Is everything else a piss-take, or just the wig?

Well I'm still drawn toward gothicness because I think it's hot, but it's so much damn work. I love that corset, but it's uncomfortable as hell (which is the point, I guess). Outside of random occasions where I'll dress up like that for the hell of it, I generally don't. I do tend to wear dark makeup, and I'll wear that choker from time to time if I wear a nice, low-cut black top. But other than that, I don't really dress like that at all anymore.

Btw, I made that choker Sewn from black velvet and hand-beaded with silver stud beads. Stabbed my fingers about a million times with the needle too. And my dad says 'You have a thimble, use it.' Dad, that damn thimble is not gonna protect the 95% of my hand that it doesn't cover.

 

[Varitek]

Hey, LM, look up a band with the delightful name of Anal Cunt. I suspect they're just taking the piss - or they really are horrible, horrible people. Here's a sample - the lyrics to You Got Date Raped.

you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck
he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck

[chorus:]
you got date raped, date raped [x4]

you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears
but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beers

[chorus]

next time you go out bring a chapperone or friend
or you'll probably end up getting date raped again
you got date raped

 

[Axver]

Is everything else a piss-take, or just the wig?

Watch out, she can probably beat you up.

 

[LemonMelon]

I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog just makes me think of the best Lionel Hutz scene ever.

Oh no, we've drawn Judge Snyder ...

That entire website reminds me of South Park back when all they did was offend people for the sake of it.


First you lived on a farm
Then you got your head cut off
Then I bought you in a grocery store
Pretty soon you’ll be on my plate

[Chorus:]
Into the oven [x3]
I’m gonna eat you for Thanksgiving

I’m not a faggot vegetarian
I don’t care if the Indians lost their land
I think it’s really funny that they did
I like eating lots of food on Thanksgiving

 

[Varitek]

(for the record, that was me being speechless)

 

[Axver]

so all, if i were gonna listen to 1-2 kinks albums, what would they be?

also do you folks know bloc party? they're not bad

Never listened to The Kinks.

Listened to Silent Alarm by Bloc Party and didn't like it.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Watch out, she can probably beat you up.

Well it wouldn't be hard, he's built like a toothpick.

 

[The Sad Punk]

This is one of my favourite Anal Cunt lines (song title appears in lyric):

you live in a houseboat
your dog wears a bandana

 

[Varitek]

Never listened to The Kinks.

Listened to Silent Alarm by Bloc Party and didn't like it.

check out hunting for witches (it's on youtube) and look up the lyrics, they're pretty fucking good


i am afraid to search for anal cunt on my network - too much porn will pop up

 

[LemonMelon]

Well it wouldn't be hard, he's built like a toothpick.

But I'm filled with rage.
















Oh fuck, I'm so not.

 

[The Sad Punk]

When I was 15 I wrote poetry that was like Anal Cunt lyrics (I hate to call it poetry, because it wasn't private and I showed it to my friends).