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Old 04-06-2008, 03:39 AM   #271
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Axver is suddenly very silent.
He's probably thinking of something clever to say, but is simply too stunned.
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Axver is suddenly very silent.
he's turned on with all this talk of boobs, hard objects, and buttery nipples.
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You could hand them a gun with a note scribbled on it, "You know what to do."



But then I'd have to pay twice as much rent...




Uh, and I would miss their loyalty and companionship...
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He's probably thinking of something clever to say, but is simply too stunned.
It looks like this:
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Yikes, I get a short phone call and you lot put on 70 posts.
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oh, i would like to take this opportunity to mention i've never been sick or passed out due to alcohol intake
Me neither also!
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But then I'd have to pay twice as much rent...




Uh, and I would miss their loyalty and companionship...
First you'd tell them to place you in their will and take out a life insurance policy. Oh, and get a dog.
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It looks like this:
for two reasons:

1. That type of train is a Siemens train. (I choose to call them by their model, Nexas! I can't take a train seriously if its name is Siemens.)
2. It's going to Upfield. That's my line!
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I don't like wine.
Wine and beer =
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oh, ahem, what were we talking about again?
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