jen's room superthread

[Gluey]

 

[Gluey]

 

[phillyfan26]

I follow American Football, and who the fuck is Devin Hester?

He returns kicks and punts for Chicago. He's set the record for return touchdowns in a season twice.

He's the new Dante Hall, just a bit better. How the fuck that makes him a Hall of Famer, I don't know.

 

[Varitek]

deadthread

 

[Dalton]

NutsFan,

that poster is the new gabe.

 

[Varitek]

sex party in 4.5 hrs. power hour in 2.5

 

[Dalton]

I had a sex party this morning. House sitting for the inlaws in the middle of nowhere with an out door hot tub.

 

[Varitek]

my demotivational thread has gotten bad

 

[Varitek]

I had a sex party this morning. House sitting for the inlaws in the middle of nowhere with an out door hot tub.

niiiiice. i was in an outdoor hottub once, randomly at this friend of a friend's house on new year's eve in high school.

 

[Dalton]

Yeah, I would hate to live in the country, but it does have its perks. I like being ass naked in the wild.

 

[Varitek]

So Dalt, what is your preferred amount of pubic hair? tourist says none, which I think is prepubescent.

 

[Dalton]

Yeah, none is ok for a surprise I suppose, but I think a woman should look like a woman. That being said, a woman should not look like a woolly mammoth.

 

[Varitek]

hahahaha

do you groom?

 

[Dalton]

I was born without the ability to grow pubic hair.


Oh and the landing strip is hot. For her not for me.

 

[Varitek]

eeeeeeeew

i mean, i don't like a man to look like a woolly mammoth either but there's something to be said for a little decoration around the base of the tree

 

[Dalton]

eeeeeeeew

i mean, i don't like a man to look like a woolly mammoth either but there's something to be said for a little decoration around the base of the tree

Ha ha ha ha

I look like a man, but I'm no Burt Reynolds.

 

[Varitek]

pubic hair is too hard to remove well at home in mass quantities like that (a landing strip or nude). i am too poor/lazy to go to a salon so i just keep the border in shape and trim it up.

 

[Dalton]

I'll keep that in mind, V.

 

[Varitek]

i'm too excited to do work so i'm watching some early how i met your mother episodes before it's time to get ready

 

[Dalton]

I'm hoping that you meet someone as sexy as ol' Burt at this party.

/good friend.

 

[Dalton]

So the difference between college and real life: Vtek is getting ready to go to a sex party and I just changed my daughter as she had shit all the way up to her neck. It looked like peanut butter (non crunchy).

 

[Varitek]

i've got a list (mental) of people i'd like to meet

 

[Dalton]

Do any of them look like Burt Reynolds?

 

[Dalton]

Have you told any of the fine interlanders what you are wearing to said party?

 

[Varitek]

no. one of them looks like a male model though.

 

[Dalton]

no. one of them looks like a male model though.

A couple of beers and a few shots of tequila and everyone looks like a model.

 

[Varitek]

yeah i've mentioned it.

 

[Varitek]

A couple of beers and a few shots of tequila and everyone looks like a model.

but this one does mwf in my history class.

 

[Axver]

Morning, everybody.

 

[Varitek]

hey ax. deadthread.