Caption Thread #18: The Bonosapian Rules

[DreamOutLoud13]

I'm not sure if this caption is very funny, but I do think that the way Bono is perched on the very corner of the platform is funny

Ashley: *sits down*
Bono: *sits down beside her and almost falls off the platorm*

Bono: Eh, Ashley, I'm kinda on the...
Ashley: Shh!
Bono: I mean, could you just scoot...
Ashley: Bono, shush! Can't you see I'm trying to listen to the speech?
Bono:

 

[Bonogirl777]

I could sooooooo see that! And don't worry, it's funny!

 

[Alisaura]

^^ I hadn't seen those pics... it does look like that's what happened!

And the posters too... Adam was perfect

 

[Reggo]

e-Cookies to anyone who gets this...

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long year

Stole many a man's soul and fate

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

But what's puzzlin' you is just the nature of my game

 

[Bonogirl777]

 

[Gluey]

Yay Frankie..... Sympathy for the devil....

 

[Rosebud]

Ditto sistah!!!



I LOVE your avi by the way Bonogirl!

 

[zuropa_fit]

Motivational posterification
(Warning - large images):

LUV LUV LUV IT!!!!!! going to print them out and put 'em in my office if you don't mind.

 

[Bonogirl777]

Ditto sistah!!!



I LOVE your avi by the way Bonogirl!

Thank you!

It's Bono as a hippie.

 

[Reggo]

Yay Frankie..... Sympathy for the devil....

*gives e-cookies*

Too bad there is an image per post limit. I'd've done the whole song!

I think it would've been funny if they'd covered it during the Zoo tours. Guitar Solo, Bass Solo, Congas, MacPhisto singing "Sympathy For The Devil," that's funny right there. Even Better PopMart karaoke!

Or maybe it's just me.

 

[Rosebud]

Thank you!

It's Bono as a hippie.

"Peace may-unn!" j/k j/k

Dontcha just love him?

*sigh*

Of course you do, this is PLEBA!

 

[Bonogirl777]

It's from an interview from the 80's.

Bono hippie=

 

[Rosebud]

you...don't...happen to have...that interview?...do...you?

*licks chops*

 

[bonocomet]

One of my favorite interviews. I don't have it in a sharable file, but if you have Itunes it's available.

Oh wait... now I don't remember if it's free... I think the free one is different... but it is available on Itunes. Maybe someone has a shareable file tho!

Ok edited: Just checked... it's 1.99 on Itunes, it's the Brian Williams interview that's free

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Eh, maybe not funny, but I was cleaning out my ears and admiring my copy of "Bono: In Conversation" at the same time, and voilà...

The Bonosapian is a very clean creature. In this rare footage we see him making sure every speck of his ear is cleaned before going out to attend to business. He is said to enjoy larger cotton swabs than the average human being because his supersized ego makes him believe his head is much larger than it actually is.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Nice one, LG!

Larger cotton swabs are probably safer for the Bonosapian too. We wouldn't want him hurting himself

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Why did I just notice he's hugging his leg in this pic?


Those are totally awesome motivational posters!

 

[Gluey]

Eh, maybe not funny, but I was cleaning out my ears and admiring my copy of "Bono: In Conversation" at the same time, and voilà...

The Bonosapian is a very clean creature. In this rare footage we see him making sure every speck of his ear is cleaned before going out to attend to business. He is said to enjoy larger cotton swabs than the average human being because his supersized ego makes him believe his head is much larger than it actually is.

 

[BonoFox1]

Bono and the cotton swab!

and the posters

 

[The Sad Punk]

you...don't...happen to have...that interview?...do...you?

*licks chops*

I do believe it'd be this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smukk-7LcAQ

I haven't watched it in a while, so I thought he was doing a Nixon thing there.

 

[mysterious_jen]

Levitiation because walking is for sissies OMG that was awesome !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[blm]

Bono and the cotton swab!

and the posters

Sad Punk
Great interview. (And in many of the 80's interviews),
their virtues shine through at such an early age. Edge and Bono speak so emotionally. It was their destiny to raise awareness in global causes through U2's music, and more.

 

[evillaurd]

Thanks guys, and feel free to take them (though if you want to use the Adam one, let me know and I'll upload one where 'girlfriends' is actually spelt right! And I claim to be a stickler for grammar...)

Loving all of these captions, the nearly falling off the platform and the cotton bud ones had me !

 

[onekea]

I'm not sure if this caption is very funny, but I do think that the way Bono is perched on the very corner of the platform is funny

Bono:

I so can see it!

 

[onekea]

Eh, maybe not funny, but I was cleaning out my ears and admiring my copy of "Bono: In Conversation" at the same time, and voilà...
The Bonosapian is a very clean creature. In this rare footage we see him making sure every speck of his ear is cleaned before going out to attend to business. He is said to enjoy larger cotton swabs than the average human being because his supersized ego makes him believe his head is much larger than it actually is.

that's really funny
this bonosapian is really a cute creature.

and how beautiful is that book cover LG?!!!
it's a pity I have already done with it...I have no more excuses now to keep it on my nightstand...

 

[onekea]

gluey, I hope I correctly carried out my homeworks.
this is my research (I hope it's not been already posted, I swear I didn't copy anything...):

the Bonosapian is a creature who shines in his own light.
this nightly footage is the evidence of his groundbreaking method of absorbing sunlight day-time for releasing it on sunset and it also denotes a close care for his enviroment's observance.
he is said to be easier seen sparkling while his nightflying mostly during summer times.

 

[Bonogirl777]

So true!

Wait....so if he's shiney.....then doesn't that mean he'd be attracted to.....HIMSELF?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Well duh, why else do you think he's always kissing himself in the mirror when he's dressed as the Mirrorball Man

 

[Bonogirl777]

Ohhhh yeah!!

 

[Bonogirl777]