Caption-ing #13 - Hey.. What's so funny???

[BonoFox1]

customs guy: Sir are you SURE you don't have anything to declare?

I swear I have not brought anything into the country

customs guy: what about that insect on your head

Hes a roadie...i've named him lil Edge and he sticks with me!

 

[Galeongirl]

Did she really pick him up?! If he's that portable, I'm surprised a PLEBAn hasn't carried him off already!

Yep, and she posted her story here her name is Melissa
http://www.u2-vertigo-tour.com/tour... Muehlbradt)/2006-11-18-22-46-29_P1020617.jpg

 

[Kristin Machina]

Praying Mantis: A-ha, so that's how he does it! I'll be a guitar god! Those snotty crickets think they're SOOO great--wait 'till they get a load of me!

 

[waynetravis]

!!

 

[tanner_sis]

^^^ OMG I am in the library and had to cover my mouth thats so funny!

 

[waynetravis]

HONOLULU!!!!!!!

 

[europop2005]

Alright who tripped me???
wasn't me I was first one off
I was behind edge

 

[Thora]

HONOLULU!!!!!!!

 

[Caroni]

I told him not eat shrimps on the plane

(First attempt to make a caption, be nice)

 

[JCOSTER]

"I'm tell'in ya, Adams nude photo for Achtung Baby was alte(RED)..........it's really only... yay big".

 

[U2isthebest]

"I'm tell'in ya, Adams nude photo for Achtung Baby was alte(RED)..........it's really only... yay big".

Somehow I doubt that Bono

 

[JCOSTER]

^ and how do you know .....

 

[Caroni]

I told him not eat shrimps on the plane

(First attempt to make a caption, be nice)

Forgot the pic

 

[Caroni]

Somehow I doubt that Bono

 

[JCOSTER]

I'm sorry....but now everything put together the punch line and that you forgot the picture is very funny!!!

 

[Caroni]

I'm sorry....but now everything put together the punch line and that you forgot the picture is very funny!!!

...... No wait it really is

 

[U2isthebest]

^ and how do you know .....

Me? The I wouldn't have a clue....... Ask Kaf, how naive and sweet I am! Sugar and Spice that's me!

 

[JCOSTER]

^ I know how you young plebans are...I was a young pleban once too you know.

 

[U2isthebest]

^ I know how you young plebans are...I was a young pleban once too you know.

Whatever you say Grandma... Just kidding. Everyone knows you're still young and hot

 

[bono_212]

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*thinking* It took 3/4th of my money, but I finally was able to aford that Praying Mantis cam....Ok Edge...show me the H Chord!

 

[fly so high!]

I need to go wee-wee!
Me too!!
Me three!!!
We all do lads...we all do..now lets just hurry up and get this done...OK
Oooops! Too late!!!

 

[JCOSTER]

Whatever you say Grandma... Just kidding. Everyone knows you're still young and hot

oooooHHHHH Yes still young and hot....

my brain says young, but the body is singing a different tune.

 

[hcbiggs2002]

oooooHHHHH Yes still young and hot....

my brain says young, but the body is singing a different tune.

I know the feeling!

 

[JCOSTER]

I know the feeling!

Don't let it get around....they'll start calling us old f**ts and ship us off to U2 retirementville.

 

[flybabe]

I need to go wee-wee!
Me too!!
Me three!!!
We all do lads...we all do..now lets just hurry up and get this done...OK
Oooops! Too late!!!

good one

 

[flybabe]

Don't let it get around....they'll start calling us old f**ts and ship us off to U2 retirementville.

I won`t JCOSTER
You are the queen of U2

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Don't let it get around....they'll start calling us old f**ts and ship us off to U2 retirementville.

I refuse to call you an "old f**t" and ship you off to retirement place until I know for sure you are worthy...now is not one of those times

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Dunno if this is any good but it's what came to mind when I saw the photo:

: *look of determination* Japan will be mine.

And there could also almost be an Eddie Izzard joke in there about stealing countries with the cunning use of flags, but it doesn't work because he's got the wrong flag

 

[last unicorn]

The picture with Bono waving the Japanese flag is hilarious, just the look on his face is priceless. Bono, the conquerer!

 

[redhotswami]

: don't push me 'cause I'm close to The Edge!